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Troy Smart

Where is "Fells"??
I need to get the hell off this freekin wanker infested island and ride dammit!
Where is it and is it on??

Troy Smart

Ok, grandma, you continue to complain about those little bastards on your front lawn and I guess I'll sit on it and spin (nice dig Potsie). I happen to still remember when I was in my late and early teens (its the twenties that are a blur), and guess what? I was a nice kid but I was also, on occasio...

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It's too bad that there will be no Sizzler on Big View this year (or probably ever) but I liked the video. One of those guys is a hell of a skater. It's also too bad that some people who live about a thousand miles away from that hill complain about those little bastards ruining "our hill". Those li...

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Saturday July 12th.
Middle of Long Island, NY. (Brookhaven)

How's that sound?

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Hey Justin. I would gladly meet up with you for some slalom. However, anything west of Westhampton and I'm lost except for 1 spot. This place: Ski Run Lane Selden, NY 11784 It's probably about half way between us (probably closer to me). Definately worth the drive. It's nice. Or if you have a nice s...

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I ran cones today and I suck.

Keepin' the forum alive.

Oh yea.

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I really should'nt post anything at all but I'm going to anyway. In the first place PM stands for Private Message. I doubt anyone else cares what I have to say to you or vise versa. You posted that to demonstrate what an "asshole" I am? I don't think it does that. I think it's very apparent who the ...

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Not very nice post deleted.
Peace and love.

Troy Smart

F***k all these guys Karl. You are annoying on occasion but you'll grow out of it. Some of these guys (I'm sure you don't know who you are but I wish you did), will never grow out of it. I think the one division that Slalom Skateboarding stands out in is the highest overall percentage of absolute CH...

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Guess what? I do have a 12 wheeler and I already know the elevation. And there's a lot of other things that I know too. You see I was serious, then I joked to make it look like I was jokeing. Am I serious?? Am I joking?? It's a head trip man. I'm messing with your mind. I'm twisting it back and fort...

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"IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR AND CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, DON'T COME TO THIS RACE!"

Gee Rob, maybe you should apply this to yourself.

Do you really think I have a 12 wheeler and that knowing the elevation would be important?

Lighten up, douchebag. You're way too serious.

Gotcha.

Troy Smart

I'm coming and no one better paste my crotch with pie or there will be some serious reprocussions. Also, what ranking does this race have with the ISSA?? I've been training my ass off this season and just want to know how many points are on the line. I can appreciate humor but I do hope you are kidd...

Troy Smart

Yes.
Yes you do.

Troy Smart

Good advice. No, I did not give my name. I don't actually think it will be a problem anyway. The offices are nowhere near the hill. There are some maintenance shops further past but I don't think it bothers those guys. I've only skated it 3 times though. Once baseball ends (3 boys on 3 different tea...

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Yea, it's sweet but has one catch... No skateboards allowed. I called the town of Brookhaven to ask about having a race. They said no. It went something like this: Me: Hello, I recently became aware of the soapbox derby hill and am calling to find out the possibility of perhaps using the hill for a ...

Troy Smart

Something weird I think happened with a PM I sent you.
I'd love to have that lucero.
Please let me know if it's still available.

Thanks.

Troy Smart

185lbs is what I weigh.
It flexes a little under my weight.
It's your basic stiff flex. Not a brick but far from a noodle.
It would be just about right for someone 180lbs and up.
I prefer softer boards.

Troy Smart

I forgot to state that 140 shipped only applies to the US.
Sorry.

Troy Smart

For Sale: Pocket Pistol Duane Peters Foam core. Stiff flex.
Excellent, almost new condition.
Too stiff for me.
Bought it used for 150. Tried it once.
$140.00 shipped.

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Troy Smart

Gonna start doing Wednesday evening slalom sessions starting this Wednesday, March 23 and continueing (hopefully) every Wednesday of the summer, weather permitting. Start time is around 5:30 to 6:00 p.m. Directions: LIE exit 63 north, to Bicycle Path road. Left at the T. First left into Brookhaven t...

Troy Smart

Donald Campbell wrote:hey troy,let me have your address and i'll send you some flowers!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Don, but I already have a girlfriend.

(Sorry Adam, I could'nt resist.)

Troy Smart

Hijacking this thread to say that your trucks would never do this and are so much better is bullsh*t.
You haven't earned the right.
Especially since most of your first run broke within minutes of use.
Mind your own buisness.

Troy Smart

It's annoying reading all thes helpful tips and how to's from people who weren't even there. The course was great. It was definately not a G.S. It was a Super G. (emphasis on Super). It was billed as a G.S. when it should'nt have been. THATS THE ONLY PROBLEM. You could NOT have started from the same...

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Wow, do all of you really think that ramps should be made in such a way that they don't break and hurt someone?? Well, by golly, I think so too. Lets make it an ISSA rule: ISSA rule # 6789: The ramp structure shall be sturdy, and sturdy shall the ramp structure be. Not flimsy as liketh paper but stu...

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I would love to host a race here in NY in 2007. I have a very good spot and it seems that permission would be easy to get. (based on a conversation I had with a Brookhaven official in charge of the area.) It's on Long Island. Approx. 1 hour drive from NYC. http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e390/sirg...

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Yes, it's a completely paved tarmac on either side of the course. No seams, transitions. Peeling off to the right might be a little tough on the very bottom because there is less room but I actually did'nt try it nor did I "size it up" last Sunday. I'll look closer this weekend. Whatever. There is p...

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It's only a wedding Terry. Drop the bread maker at the table, grab a couple Mimosa's and Electric slide your way to the door. No one will notice. I think that it just might be the site of the "Old Farmingville Ski Bowl". Or not. It's hard to say since I have no idea what that was. What's up Claude??...

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How long?? I don't know exactly but it's long. Runout?? Well, you're still carrying quite a bit of speed at the bottom but you can peel off in either direction. I found it's location on a soap box derby website about a year ago and finally decided to check it out last week. I had no idea it was so g...

Troy Smart

View from the top.

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Look what I found......

Faster than it looks. Pavement is 9.9 out of 10. Lots 'O possibilities.

Troy Smart

Yea!
What he said!

Troy Smart

Really bummed that I can't go to this one. I wished that I had planned better and made it a priority. Would be nice to see family (go Trish) and old friends again. It's been a while. Also, the race is being held pretty much right where I used to live. Is the "Go Big" Snowboard shop still there? That...

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Roe's gone too.

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Yea Wes.

Put the Theasarus down (Obfuscation...c'mon now) and give it a rest.

Troy Smart

Roe feels like medium/stiff.

Troy Smart

Pavel is gone.
Gone to some lucky sonofabitch.

Troy Smart

Hold up Wes... Get a hold of yourself man!! Step back. Count to 10. (or 10 million). Joe's probably right. You just may be a pain in the ass. And.... Bush and his entourage may just be screwing things up (just a little). Or not. Contemplate both those things for a little while. I'm not saying anythi...

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For Sale: Pavel 36" medium stiff flex. Used once at The Farm for a couple of runs. $150.00 + shipping. Roe Crossfire TS deck (performance series). Never used. Some scrapes from taking it off the rack, looking at it, putting it back on the rack, etc. $60.00 + shipping. *Looking for a 135mm (or therea...

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I think what Paul may have originally been referring to is a spherical bearing at the hanger where it meets the kingpin. Not at the pivot point on the baseplate. I think it would make quite a bit of difference. How could it not? The hole in the hanger where the kingpin goes through is almost twice a...

Troy Smart

Manx slalom wheels: 4 pair of 80d Slightly used to new. 4 pair of 84d Slightly used to new. 2 pair of 88d new. 14.00/pair shipped. Slalom deck: Early Roe "chicken" deck. Foam/fiberglass. One of a kind I believe. Red bottom, nice condition. Piece of slalom history. 100.00 Pool board complete: Afroma...

Troy Smart

Manx slalom wheels: 4 pair of 80d Slightly used to new. 4 pair of 84d Slightly used to new. 2 pair of 88d new. 14.00/pair shipped. Slalom deck: Early Roe "chicken" deck. Foam/fiberglass. One of a kind I believe. Red bottom, nice condition. Piece of slalom history. 100.00 Pool board complete: Afroman...

Troy Smart

I'm not for or against the idea, just putting out a possible wrench in the works.[quote] Well, there you go. The real problem with slalom. No matter how it's decided someone (hapless wise ass) will inevitably get there panty's in a bunch or just "put a wrench in the works" (for the greater good, of ...

Troy Smart

There happen to be quite a few "Fros" on the east coast. "Fros" are now in fashion. I may even try and grow my own "Fro" since I am one of select few white guys who could actually do so. Would this help my world ranking? I think that it would slow me down a bit (unless I covered it with a tight dewr...

Troy Smart

How about if no one practices?

You people who practice are ruining it for everyone else.

Just say no to practice.

Troy Smart

I bought a set of Pro Designed knee pads to protect my shitty knees a while ago. I used them once for slalom and hit just about every toeside cone on the course with them. They are like wearing couch cushions. Great protection but useless for slalom (at least for me). Anyone want to buy them? Used e...

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Yes, do please offer some clue as to where. I have read "southern New Jersey" but I don't think so. Could it be the spot where a certian Jersey slalom dude (name rhymes with Blowa) practices? A three letter bank sponsored arena perhaps? Jersey's kind of big. Maybe you could start with the name of th...

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Complaining about too much snow when you live in Austria or Switzerland?? I believe there's a little something called "The Alps" somewhere around there. You should check it out. You use something called a "Snowboard" or maybe some "Skis" to slide down "The Alps". It's probably a lot of fun. Please.....

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I am also fine with you going ahead and thinking that it is just fine that I go ahead and think it.
Even though you have no idea what I mean and I have no idea what you mean I think I know what you mean. Know what I mean?

As Pepe le Pue once said "Vive la differance".

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I rest my case.

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What you both have in common is that no one knows what the f%$k you're talking about.

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