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by Joe Iacovelli
Tue May 09, 2006 7:47 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: Slalom at the da School POSTPONED TO May 20th, 2006
Replies: 91
Views: 110065

"Maybe I'd let you set the course but in boston we already had one molasses disaster."

Yeah that is really funny.

Also...

This site is supposed to be family friendly. I've got a good mind to report you to the moderator for using the F bomb.

Oh wait, it's you..?
by Joe Iacovelli
Tue May 09, 2006 7:45 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: Slalom at the da School POSTPONED TO May 20th, 2006
Replies: 91
Views: 110065

HAHAHAHA Karl, Do you kiss your Mom on Mothersday with that mouth? I was needling you a little as smack talk to rev up for the race. Didn't know you would crack. That's funny stuff. Simsbury? Simsbury was set so that everyone there could make it, and they did. Except of course you, that kept sliding...
by Joe Iacovelli
Tue May 09, 2006 6:54 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: Slalom at the da School POSTPONED TO May 20th, 2006
Replies: 91
Views: 110065

OK, I was just kidding.

No one is surprised

There is no protest

There is no foul




We all knew you were going to cheat
by Joe Iacovelli
Tue May 09, 2006 6:52 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: Slalom at the da School POSTPONED TO May 20th, 2006
Replies: 91
Views: 110065

FOUL FOUL FOUL

I just saw on the signup sheet Willy Whitman signed up with "got to run the course with the Needham boys".

Don't tell me you are practicing on the actual course we are riding on Saturday? That's not fair!

Protest Protest Protest

Let someone else set the course you filthy cheater.
by Joe Iacovelli
Tue May 09, 2006 4:09 am
Forum: New England
Topic: Slalom at the da School POSTPONED TO May 20th, 2006
Replies: 91
Views: 110065

Sunday is Mothersday

Me and all my pals will be out.

Maybe the following weekend?

But why worry? It's going to be 75 and sunny.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu May 04, 2006 3:46 am
Forum: New England
Topic: Adam Schwippert's new sponsor!
Replies: 5
Views: 6976

Your boys? Beat Schwippert?

HAHAHAHAHA.

Karl here is how betting works. There is a gamble from both sides. If I give a board to every Needy Longboard Club kid that beats schwip, what do you give me for everyone who doesn't?

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu May 04, 2006 3:41 am
Forum: For Sale - Wanted
Topic: WTD: PPS TS deck
Replies: 4
Views: 4043

Marshal is selling one I think.
by Joe Iacovelli
Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:36 am
Forum: New England
Topic: Interest in New Hampshire Event, September 15-17, 2006?
Replies: 40
Views: 46352

Glenn,

No Time to Hate Productions is helping out and we are looking at making this part of the farm series. I was counting on team Chapman. Maybe you can meet us when we scope out the hill.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:31 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: Ma, NH, training days.
Replies: 490
Views: 850755

Please reserve Sept 11& 12 for a clinic and race in Antrim, NH as part of their harvest festival.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:03 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Set Ups For Young Riders
Replies: 12
Views: 14715

Small board, short wheel base, rubber lab stoppers
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:18 pm
Forum: Fatboy
Topic: Rumblings at the "Factory"
Replies: 17
Views: 22307

Fatboy is too modest to announce, but profits from the MotherShucker will be used to sponsor Wentzle at slalom races this year. So it's a multiple win; 1. It's a beautiful deck, the taperkick comparison is apt. 2. It is highly functional. Nice round surfstance shape with 4 wheels bases between 18.5 ...
by Joe Iacovelli
Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:17 am
Forum: ISSA World Ranking
Topic: [2006] Region West Atlantic: Canada
Replies: 11
Views: 16937

The Quebec crew has a potential to race on the Grand Allee in Quebec City. That would be another contender for Prime.
by Joe Iacovelli
Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:06 am
Forum: New England
Topic: The Farm Outlaw Series
Replies: 451
Views: 581405

Sean, Show up and try. You'll get much respect for it. If you come at 9 or before, you can consider me your personal coach. Come at 10 and ask a bunch of questions? Good luck with that :-) It's an outlaw race and the first one of the season. Every first timers goal is to show up and post a time. Any...
by Joe Iacovelli
Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:58 am
Forum: New England
Topic: pie
Replies: 2
Views: 4510

Now that's the kind of post I like to see!

What kind of pie goes best with whoop ass juice?

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:21 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: The Farm Outlaw Series
Replies: 451
Views: 581405

9AM practice
10 AM race
This Sunday 4/23
by Joe Iacovelli
Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:28 am
Forum: New England
Topic: The Farm Outlaw Series
Replies: 451
Views: 581405

Sign Up Here For Outlaw Race#1: In true outlaw fashion....follow this link and sign up so we can have an idea who will be attending. Thanks. http://www.atfreeforum.com/summerski/viewtopic.php?t=2&mforum=summerski Log in using: Username: farmoutlawracer password: slalom Pls log out when finished. DI...
by Joe Iacovelli
Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:14 am
Forum: New England
Topic: The Farm Outlaw Series
Replies: 451
Views: 581405

race is at 10, practice before that
photos are Ok but we need everything on down low.
No open trunks, hanging out at the cars, coolers, etc.

Bring the DH.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:24 am
Forum: New England
Topic: The Farm Outlaw Series
Replies: 451
Views: 581405

April 23
Homdel NJ
Yes its Blowa's practice spot
It is not NOT southern NJ

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:06 pm
Forum: North America
Topic: [2006] Buckeye Open 2.0 - June 23-25, 2006
Replies: 18
Views: 21631

Kenny,

Thanks for the honor. I'm disapointed to be unable to attend. I have to reclaim my son Nick from Camp Woodward that day.

I know team Fatboy will be well represented though and thank you for your hospitality towards them.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:33 pm
Forum: Fatboy
Topic: Team Fatty is Buckeye Bound!!
Replies: 13
Views: 16847

The problem is finding a fast hill you can put cones on. Until you find that, just find a hill and ride your board around imaginary cones. Don't straight bomb it and if its a big hill don't start from the top the first time. Right now getting accustomed to speed is paramount. It will help your brain...
by Joe Iacovelli
Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:06 pm
Forum: Fatboy
Topic: Team Fatty is Buckeye Bound!!
Replies: 13
Views: 16847

Bob,

You survived your first race and got a time. There are many that can not say as much. I just coneheaded my first race, didn't have the guts.

Now you just need to nut up and go a little faster. My first step towards this was buying hip pads. :-)

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:12 pm
Forum: Fatboy
Topic: Team Fatty is Buckeye Bound!!
Replies: 13
Views: 16847

Did camp Fatboy in White Plains hhelp?
by Joe Iacovelli
Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:04 am
Forum: For Sale - Wanted
Topic: Splitfire 90mm, 88mm Chicken Indy offset, Avalons
Replies: 10
Views: 8648

Derek Smith wrote:If you get Joe in a dress I'll refund your cash.
Put on a dress for $90?

OK

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:15 am
Forum: For Sale - Wanted
Topic: Splitfire 90mm, 88mm Chicken Indy offset, Avalons
Replies: 10
Views: 8648

Dibs on the offset
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:11 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: The Farm Outlaw Series
Replies: 451
Views: 581405

JG,

I thought you retired? Does that not apply to catamaran races? No rules for equipment. It is a three man team. Two riders, one pusher. It will be held in a loose GS course. No time penalty on cones, but you get kicked in the "bathing suit area" if you it one.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:51 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: The Farm Outlaw Series
Replies: 451
Views: 581405

I think the hill lends itself to GS.

Keep practice thhat cyber slalom, you'll be all set

Sucka
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:28 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: The Farm Outlaw Series
Replies: 451
Views: 581405

Scott Snow wrote:Let's go! I can't wait! Is it the same venue that got rained out last year? We are currently scouting some new North Jersey sites as well.
Same location. Let us know on the other sites. We might hit Sayerville as part of this too.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:51 am
Forum: New England
Topic: The Farm Outlaw Series
Replies: 451
Views: 581405

Holmdel, NJ

very close to this

http://www.thesidewaysguide.com/HTML/Sk ... eNJSP.html

Yep.
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:00 am
Forum: New England
Topic: The Farm Outlaw Series
Replies: 451
Views: 581405

When is Marathon day?

Maybe just a race. We are trying to spread the Farm series out for maximum attendance. As points are awarded, two races in the same town in the same month may not be fair.

But lets race!

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:03 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: The Farm Outlaw Series
Replies: 451
Views: 581405

WOW! Possible contender to unseat The Farm for best race/party of the year. There is also a news paper article involved. Good press for our slalom mission. Just an FYI for everybody, as this is on a lake, I'll be putting on a Goalie mask and killing; 1. Skinnydippers 2. Weedsmokers 3. High School Jo...
by Joe Iacovelli
Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:13 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: The Farm Outlaw Series
Replies: 451
Views: 581405

The Portland ME race would shure be nice for the July date.

What do you say Paul? Tell the people a little about the race/party.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:55 pm
Forum: Fatboy
Topic: Let's see those Fatboys!
Replies: 159
Views: 215068

It looks like Tom Sims had sex with the Batmobile.

NICE!
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:59 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Secondary thoughts on Slalom- Secondary Schools that is.
Replies: 48
Views: 64154

Nice logo

It's obviously my silhouette. You can't mistake my excellent form.

Expect a Cease and Desist from my attorney.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:21 pm
Forum: Fatboy
Topic: Texas Outlaw Sizzler
Replies: 10
Views: 14697

Hell Yes!

Oops

Heck Yes!

The actual award was for fastest female rookie.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:11 pm
Forum: CHIxILL
Topic: Graphics!
Replies: 4
Views: 5686

Ackroyd is from Ottawa, Belushi is from Chicago.

What is most important is that Jake and Elwood are from Chicago. 1060 West Addison, I think.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:30 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: What's Up w/ Gathering for 2006?
Replies: 7
Views: 9156

Big thanks to Andy from me and Nick too. We've met some of our best friends at the Cardinal Puff picnic grove. I was telling the TX boys about it a couple of weeks ago. Wesley and Civ were the first guys I rode slalom with in 20 years. I'd like to think the mantle of the Gathering has been picked up...
by Joe Iacovelli
Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:15 am
Forum: CHIxILL
Topic: NEW GRAPHICS
Replies: 2
Views: 4057

WOW
by Joe Iacovelli
Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:58 am
Forum: Rocky Mountains
Topic: SunDAY Slalom
Replies: 37
Views: 45747

Re: Sunday, ya

I just got a slalom board that I won in Texas (not sure for what) Not sure for what? ummm... KICKING ASS! It was your bad luck to be the slowest in the b class. A couple of tenths of a sec slower and you would have won the c class. Sux to be so good. If you didn't live in the middle of nowhere, rem...
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:30 pm
Forum: New to slalom skateboarding?
Topic: Just tried slalom
Replies: 6
Views: 8364

Robbie,

Put your general location in your profile so we can invite you to local events. Slalom is more fun with others to pick up your cones.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:33 pm
Forum: Pocket Pistol
Topic: Keith Hollien Signature Series by PPS
Replies: 17
Views: 23882

I got to see Keith's new board in TX. They are sweet. just the right amount of concave.

A couple of new guys rode it and they took off on clean runs.

Good job Keith and PPS.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:35 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: Slalom at the da School POSTPONED TO May 20th, 2006
Replies: 91
Views: 110065

Marshall,

You've gotten fast, havn't you?

Isn't about time you challenged Kaptain Karl to a race?

A little friendly competition never hurt.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:41 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Slalom picture of the year 2005
Replies: 75
Views: 79166

good thing there is no picture of what i did right after that.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:32 am
Forum: Down South
Topic: Southern Culture On The Skids
Replies: 345
Views: 423139

WT,

You're in charge of the shrimp for The Farm next year.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:42 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Winter Olympics Open Ceremony: Torino 2006 Skate live on TV
Replies: 60
Views: 116228

Starts at 8PM EST on NBC

Good Luck guys

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:39 pm
Forum: Fatboy
Topic: Finner and Fatty are gunnin' for you!
Replies: 8
Views: 11647

Re: Mike...Mike who

Does this mean your gonna play at the Farm 6.0 Saturday night party? OH YEAH! Somebody start a petition. Fatty, What do we need to do to make that happen? Marty, Expect thhe entrance fee to go up for 2006. But good news is while the band is playing you will proably not be able to hear me talk. Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:35 pm
Forum: Down South
Topic: The Dirty South
Replies: 40
Views: 50444

I did mean Hair, but I'm glad I made that mistake.

Now we got to see 66's total photoshop BS air.

Dude, where were you really? On your couch or something?

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:56 am
Forum: Down South
Topic: The Dirty South
Replies: 40
Views: 50444

Man 6, your air is getting BIG.
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:42 am
Forum: Pavel
Topic: Want To See Something Spooky?
Replies: 3
Views: 4950

Ahhhh, that's so nice.

I predict those guys will star in the slalom version of "Brokeback Mountain".

You'll see. All my predictions have come true. Check my posts.

I'm like the Nostradamus of slalom.
by Joe Iacovelli
Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:21 pm
Forum: Down South
Topic: Texas Outlaw Cold Fusion Sizzler
Replies: 46
Views: 57422

Mike Cividino wrote:it hurts me to ...make it ...too pricey and ... hard . I was trying all that I could to make it ...I dont think I can come. I am sorry Eddy.
Civ,

Imagine all the fun hijinks you'll be missing out on.

Kate and I will miss you Civ,

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:09 am
Forum: ISSA World Ranking
Topic: [2006] Region West Atlantic: Canada
Replies: 11
Views: 16937

My vote doesn't count.

But I vote MAIN.

Canada day in the Capitol is classic.

joe

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