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Robert J Herten

Two words: Half Time Show.

Robert J Herten

Thanks again to everyone who came out and made this happen. There wasn't a single person who didn't help out in some way. This wasn't one person's event, it was everyone's event and it showed. It says alot when all you have to do is pick a date and find a spot, and everyone comes out and just makes ...

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It may not look it now, but the forecast actually got a little better, with the sun scheduled to make a mild appearance at 10 till about 4. Worse comes to worse we might have to run the Catamaran in a lighting storm at the end. Which makes it that much more hardcore. Hope to see you guys soon. Now a...

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A note about the weather: According to weather.com, its supposed to stop raining by 10am, and not start again till the evening. They had the same exact forecast last Saturday and I skated there all afternoon. The spot dries up fast. There's also a two tier empty garage around the corner thats skatea...

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A few quick notes: PLEASE PULL IN FROM THE ENTRANCE AT THE TOP OF THE HILL. This is easy to figure out since the road leading to the spot is on a hill also. Pull in at the entrance where you see the red sign that says "The Firnsch School" and park in the big lot behind the building. The entrance at ...

Robert J Herten

No problem Rick. See you at the next Big Race Hassle deals

Robert J Herten

Jesus tap dancing christ on a battleship. READ THE FIRST POST. Its a clinic/jam. Designed for beginners. People who don't skate slalom are going to show up with longboards. Courses will be designed depending on how many beginners show up. THIS IS NOT A RACE. There will be a timer, however, so we wil...

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Guys, please remember this is an outlaw. Guitars and amps sound like fun, but please leave them in the car until were done skating. We don't want to have any added attention drawn to the spot. Its well hidden from the main road, but amplified amateur guitar playing will make dogs bark and make cops ...

Robert J Herten

Its mostly a clinic/skate jam. But their will be a timer, so there will be competition should you happen to care about that sort of thing.

Robert J Herten

Please be sure to let me know if you are of Pro status or not so we can be sure there's enough Pepporoni Pizza and Philly Cheese Steak Hot Pockets available on the swag table. I really don't want to have to read about a Pro trashing my good name on a internet site after the race because they were po...

Robert J Herten

There will also be cages near the bottom where we will lock up Ice Cream making Hippies and Pirate Hating sea captians.

Robert J Herten

shut up rick.

Robert J Herten

For all you homophobes, I'll give you the address to Ragtime Bar in Paterson, where you'll easily be able to persude one of the fine working girls there to come and be your partner for a very low price. However, the whole warning I posted above about getting STD's or AIDS should now be taken quite l...

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NJ - then QC two weeks later...I'll need to learn how to say douchebag in French, and explain to the border patrol why there is pie in my crotch. I'll be there...is this near the HMS Halfpipe? Are trimarans allowed in the catamaran race? -RF Don't know about the HMS Half, there's a big half pipe 10...

Robert J Herten

Joe Iacovelli wrote:I've always wanted to do a catamaran slalom course

And I've always wanted to beat people with pool noodles and foam bats Mad Max style while skating. DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!!

Robert J Herten

HEY KIDS! What's That Smell Productions is proud to present: NJ OUTLAW SKATE JAM 09: Recession Session. SATURDAY MAY 9TH AT 1pm! SLALOM! lONGBOARDING! PUNK ROCK! MAYHEM! DEBAUCHERY! PUNCH AND PIE! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! CRAPPY DOLLAR STORE PRIZES! 120 West Century Road Paramus, NJ 07652 Come down and...

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Edit: Cones sold. Thank you.

Robert J Herten

Edit: Randall's sold, thank you.

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Everything sold. Mod's can delete this thread. Thank you everyone.

Robert J Herten

What the f#@k is a Gary Seanz?

Robert J Herten

I vote that you change the 'A' in International Slalom Skater Association from Association to Allegiance. Allegiance sounds so much cooler and you guys would get a ton of chicks.

............What? I'm tying to help YOU guys get chicks. I already get a ton of chicks.

Robert J Herten

F***k all these guys Karl. You are annoying on occasion but you'll grow out of it. Some of these guys (I'm sure you don't know who you are but I wish you did), will never grow out of it. I think the one division that Slalom Skateboarding stands out in is the highest overall percentage of absolute C...

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I know how to settle ALL of these fights! Bronsons Canyon, Midnight!!! A JOUST!! YOU BE THERE!!!!!!

Robert J Herten

I have the results and the times at home, I will put them up tonight. Sorry, I keep forgetting. Over half the people that signed up didn't show. Big thanks again to Duqette, Cmc, and Preston for driving the far distance to race with a bunch of douchebags. The race was alot of fun and kind of hard to...

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Sorry, I live in an apartment. No leafblower. But hey, anyone else wants to bring one, I won't object

Its on! 11am! See you guys there! If anyone has any questions or gets lost, call my cell: eight six two two six two six three four nine. Thanks!

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Thanks Mig!! Good luck to you guys up there too. Hope to see you at the Farm or Antrim later this year. Now for something completely unfun: THE WEATHER REPORT. Right now it is showing scattered T-storms for Sunday, 40% chance of rain. But have no fear!! I will not let Mother Nature pee on our parade...

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Oh yeah, like I'm really going to remember anybody I met for the first time that night. Its all your fault anyway Yakosmelli. You forced me to drink the Absinthe. And the rest of the margarita ball. Therefore, I put the entire blame on you. It had nothing to do with my alcholism and lack of boundrie...

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The only big bag you'll be bringing is a big bag of suck. You really want to do this? I'm a douchebag from the ghetto's of NJ, and your some rich jerk off from the friggen HAMPTONS. Whats a bad day up there, when you run out of Grey Pupon? When your maid puts to much starch in your dockers and you g...

Robert J Herten

Sorry, but I can't distingush between the actual anal racers that freak out over bearing spacers and axle tolerances on this site and someone who is just pretending to be one to be funny. Sacrasm is a little hard to detect on an online forum. Plus I have gotten emails asking about the length of the ...

Robert J Herten

I'm coming and no one better paste my crotch with pie or there will be some serious reprocussions. Also, what ranking does this race have with the ISSA?? I've been training my ass off this season and just want to know how many points are on the line. I can appreciate humor but I do hope you are kid...

Robert J Herten

I have come up with the following new rules for this race: If you do not conehead for at least one racer on your way back up the hill, you will recieve a pie in the crotch. And don't give me the old "but I had to change wheels real fast, waaaaaaaaaaah" You should have done that in practice, and fact...

Robert J Herten

That's an awesome picture!! Thanks Noah!

Yes, I'm extremely bored, work is painfully slow today.

Robert J Herten

Hey! Guess what! Jeebus came to me in a dream last night, and said all who don't sign up and attend the NJ Outlaw Race on Sunday June 3rd will be condemmed to suck popsicle sticks in Hell!! Come on, you don't want to do that!This is hell were talking about! The popsicles will melt so you'll never ge...

Robert J Herten

I have the Airflows on both of my slalom boards and I never had a problem with the axles. I'm also a big fatass and had traction problems with an RTS and the Airflows solved that nicely. Use the spacers that come on the axles and you'll be fine. I keep mine spaced out (spacers closest to the hanger)...

Robert J Herten

Wow!! That pic is awesome!! Thanks for coming by and taking pictures Saturday Noah, it was great seeing you again. Can't wait till the race, I'll just stencil your name on the Oven Mitt now in advance

Robert J Herten

Sold. Thanks.

Robert J Herten

Sale pending at the moment....

Robert J Herten

Selling a set of Tracker RTX, RTS 106mm trucks with the hangers faced. I used them last year, there's a few light scratches on the hangers from rocks, otherwise still practicly brand new.

25 dollars Shipped (within the U.S. only)

Paypal only.

PM me or email me: renshibob1@yahoo.com

Robert J Herten

Robert J Herten

Team Fatboy's doing it again! Sunday, June 3rd in Mahwah NJ. We think this might be the same spot Hoffa's buried! No really!

All info here:

http://www.ncdsa.com/contest_registrati ... testID=314

Go sign up!

Any questions can be asked here or email me.

Robert J Herten

You'll shoot your eye out.

Robert J Herten

Great pictures!! Thanks Leo!

Robert J Herten

We didn't break Noah, the NJ grass broke Noah. He lives here, he should've known that even the grass "don't take shit from nobody, you here, nobody"

Robert J Herten

Thanks Adam! Glad you could make it. That fat man certainly bakes a mean pie don't he? Me and my Wife almost had a domestic over the last slice last night

Robert J Herten

One last point: it's not always wise to push full speed into the top gates, something that can carefully be tuned with course setting. Make it a really tech top and people will actually have to guage their speed into a course adding more interesting parts to racing. That's exactly what we did with ...

Robert J Herten

No offense, but I think its pretty lame to start from across the street and go into a course. Anybody with longer legs are going to have an advantage. I'm not complaining, I'm 6'2 and do long distance skating alot for the Central Park race every year, but I think anybody shorter is going to have a d...

Robert J Herten

Sorry, Glen C. DNF

I knew I was missing somebody. Thanks Adam.

Robert J Herten

Here are the results from "Little Robbies Birthday" NJ Slalom Race: HYBRID: 1. Noah H. 16.166 2. Anthony P. 17.502 3. Tyler H. 17.548 4. Adam D. 17.715 5. J. Dillon 18.064 6. Matt H. 18.534 7.Rob H. 18.701 8.Shane A. 18.912 9. Glen C. 19.634 10. Ben 20.771 11. Nick H. 21.605 12. Mason H. 21.995 13. ...

Robert J Herten

I'm extremely sore, half drunk, sunburned and tired as all hell, but I stopped on real quick just to say that I had without a doubt the best birthday of my life today. I'm dead serious. Even better then my 21st, and that involved strippers and tequila ;). Huge thanks to Fatboy for stepping up and pr...

Robert J Herten

Right on John, can't wait to see ya again! Weather is looking perfect for tomorrow: Sunny, 85 degrees and low humidity. It was really nice here last night and looks to be the same for the rest of the weekend. So in other words: ITS ON FOR TOMORROW!! I'll be setting the courses tonight. Due to the na...

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