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by Sam Gordon
Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:36 am
Forum: ISSA - Old topics
Topic: The New ISSA 2004 - Relaunch 2006
Replies: 65
Views: 88530

Peculiar attitudes

Sometimes a response of any sort is the sole intent of aggravated attention seekers. It accentuates a desperate need for self-aggrandissement where only a lack of self-import exists. Mostly these cheap jibes come across at best as camp and petulent outbursts, at worst as seething points of self-loat...
by Sam Gordon
Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:39 pm
Forum: Turner Summer Ski
Topic: turner email
Replies: 2
Views: 6539

Turner tale

Also try steve@turnersummerski.com in order to contact Steve Church. Martin D was running a Eurofighter prototype in Antibes. The new deck arrived late afternoon the day before the event at Pierre Samray's Board Shop. Pierre picked up the deck and then delivered it by motorbike to Martin at the race...
by Sam Gordon
Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:19 pm
Forum: ISSA World Ranking
Topic: [2005] Region East Atlantic: Europe
Replies: 100
Views: 142416

Independent view from the UK

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/jamessbg/SKATING/StrideandClingfilm.jpg Whilst all English skaters know Brands Hatch to be the most naturally given slalom couse in existence, the difficulty is in its availability. That the track organisers allow us to skate there at all should only be regarde...
by Sam Gordon
Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:43 pm
Forum: General Slalom Skateboard Deck Discussion
Topic: Indiana Skateboards
Replies: 10
Views: 17951

Thanks Jani. The Indiana Big Chief was the first board on which I learned to pump back in '99 (before then we used to do tic-tac races) so it is interesting to see product development from the company that introduced me to the sport. Although I started on an Indiana, I found the Big Chief to be both...
by Sam Gordon
Mon Nov 29, 2004 1:13 am
Forum: General Slalom Skateboard Deck Discussion
Topic: Indiana Skateboards
Replies: 10
Views: 17951

The Indiana race board has been on many podiums this year, driven by riders such as Luca, Maurus and Noemi. Why then, if it has been so successful, has it not been made widely available to the general public? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/jamessbg/Antibes%202004/101-0150_IMG.jpg Bettina, Noe...
by Sam Gordon
Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:03 pm
Forum: General Slalom Skateboard Truck Discussion
Topic: SL 2002 a flop?
Replies: 16
Views: 26026

Two simple things hindered the wide usage of the SL2002. Firstly the truck came with no user instructions to discuss comparable angle settings, dismantling and typical setup. It was a different design to that which was known to work, yet did not suggest itself to be any better than, for example, the...
by Sam Gordon
Sat Nov 13, 2004 2:38 am
Forum: Movies
Topic: OFF THE RAILS TV - DVD
Replies: 1
Views: 4248

OFF THE RAILS TV

It's top slalom coverage, but couldn't resist putting up an image of yer man himself. Excellent viewing!

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Thanks Maria! Got it goin' on...
by Sam Gordon
Sat Nov 13, 2004 1:41 am
Forum: ISSA Site administration
Topic: A face for our sport
Replies: 49
Views: 63789

Non-vested interest

Being neither smart, fast, nor responsible I'd just like to get this sorted, mashed, wrapped, sized up and pumped out.

Either this (ssb.c) cat gets the cream or I'm driving off Beachy Head astride this:

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Let's go.
by Sam Gordon
Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:32 pm
Forum: ISSA Site administration
Topic: A face for our sport
Replies: 49
Views: 63789

Help Jack, help ourselves.

I'll match Campbell's offer.

Count me in among THE SIX.
by Sam Gordon
Tue Oct 19, 2004 2:12 am
Forum: ISSA World Ranking
Topic: [2004] World rankings: Overall
Replies: 135
Views: 169933

The lycra was a desperate last ditch attempt at speed. Sorry about that. Next year I will return to more sombre, conservative apparel. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/NHS1961/Morro%202004/DSC00451.jpg Picture: Horton-Stephens private collection (somewhere near the Van Gogh) Yup. Definitely so...
by Sam Gordon
Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:45 am
Forum: ISSA World Ranking
Topic: [2004] World rankings: Overall
Replies: 135
Views: 169933

Ha Ha! Thanks Corky. The CCR boys take top three positions in the GBR amateur rankings. Shopped to the top!

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Next year then, Mr H-S?
by Sam Gordon
Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:17 pm
Forum: ISSA World Ranking
Topic: [2004] World rankings: Overall
Replies: 135
Views: 169933

World rankings

Corky, love the rankings because not only does it puts me higher than many skaters who can leave me standing, but also includes just about anyone who has put a foot near a slalom board. Top work! Could I possibly be ranked under 'GBR' as opposed to 'UK?' At the moment I seem to be in a country of on...
by Sam Gordon
Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:03 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Jim Korten returns.
Replies: 47
Views: 72515

Jim K in Morro Bay

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/jamessbg/Morro%20Bay%202004/100-0026_IMG.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/jamessbg/100-0070_IMG.jpg This is what happens when you leave your door open for five minutes! A more paranoid reader of Dan Brown might see an obscure exotic symbolism in those ...
by Sam Gordon
Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:10 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1223059

Can I have a copy for the folks back home?

I can see only three words in that picture - 'DAMN/ FINE and BLOKE.'
Which means that there must be 997 equally complimentary on the back. Presumably right next to a large pile of misplaced daggers.

Sometimes you can have too much of a good thing. Let's see no more please, Mr Campbell.
by Sam Gordon
Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:15 pm
Forum: Europe
Topic: [2004] Euro Championships 2004 - First impressions & res
Replies: 35
Views: 37077

Ha! No worries Marcus. It's good that a united European bunch are going to kick US butt next week.

...or simply boost their economy a little!
by Sam Gordon
Thu Sep 30, 2004 3:13 pm
Forum: Europe
Topic: [2004] Euro Championships 2004 - First impressions & res
Replies: 35
Views: 37077

European Championships

I was there too, representing the Ams for want of others. I took a few shots of Paul in order to verify the cone marshalling: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/jamessbg/koln%202004/100-0079_IMG.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/jamessbg/koln%202004/100-0080_IMG.jpg http://img.photobucket...
by Sam Gordon
Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:03 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1223059

Yup. Thanks for sending those guys back in one piece. There is one, however, that New York held on to:

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"Looks like the weather's perfect for skating again, my dears."
by Sam Gordon
Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:30 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1223059

That'll be the same chap, Joe. It's a shame that you won't be at Morro this year; I was rather hoping for a bit of competition in the 'genteel' category of slalom racing. As for my garden, I have now allowed it to be taken over by nasturtiums and molluscs. Up until the end of July, the latter beasts...
by Sam Gordon
Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:39 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1223059

...and before you answer...

...remember what Steiff do to naughty German bears: Image
by Sam Gordon
Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:37 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1223059

Love a bit of pissenshit, ja!

I dunno. Bit of fake tan and Lance Armstrong'd be jealous of those legs. Besides, it looks like the fine upstanding lad is just passing a sporting 'doughnut au chocolat.' Nothing wrong with a bit of weight saving. As Tommy Steele in polite society once enquired, "What does a man do standing up, a wo...
by Sam Gordon
Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:00 pm
Forum: Radikal
Topic: 2004 worlds wish list
Replies: 21
Views: 27682

Jonathan, you do business??!!? I think that it's best that Niall gets himself a set of Radikals. He does, after all, like to skate 1.5 ft centre to centre with 7 ft offsets: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/jamessbg/Antibes%202004/100-0094_IMG.jpg ...and that's enough to twist anyone's cojones.
by Sam Gordon
Tue Sep 28, 2004 5:23 pm
Forum: Radikal
Topic: 2004 worlds wish list
Replies: 21
Views: 27682

Where??? http://www.toolbankexpress.com/shop/buckandryan/images/shopfront2.jpg Oh, there! Mr K, thank you for loading up my outward luggage and Mr H, thank you for the kind offer (you hornswoggling new worlder, you), pints at Morro? By the way Jonathan, don't forget that Niall never looks at this si...
by Sam Gordon
Tue Sep 28, 2004 11:53 am
Forum: Radikal
Topic: 2004 worlds wish list
Replies: 21
Views: 27682

Spanner

Jonathan, One of those spanners would be great! I'll be staying at the Day's Inn down in Morro with Paul Price (and Niall H-S). Just so that you give it to the right guy, I'm the gawky, curly red-head chap that looks like the sordid love child of William H Macy, John Hurt and Roddy McDowell. There w...
by Sam Gordon
Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:22 pm
Forum: Radikal
Topic: 2004 worlds wish list
Replies: 21
Views: 27682

Mark, fight the urge to sell the above chap anything. Niall keeps pipping me at the post in GS; if he picks up a set of Radikals then my TS advantage over him might diminish to a negative number. But whilst we're on the subject, if you have a trimmed pair of white (maybe even blue) Avalons for the r...
by Sam Gordon
Sun Aug 29, 2004 2:10 pm
Forum: England
Topic: Hyde Park
Replies: 17
Views: 24533

Queens Arms Pub SW7 5QL

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Oh.
by Sam Gordon
Sun Aug 29, 2004 2:07 pm
Forum: England
Topic: Hyde Park
Replies: 17
Views: 24533

It's good to see demonstrated that emission-driven Germanic humour isn't just a romantic cultural myth.

Other cheap stereotypes would have it that London skaters spend more time drinking and talking about the sport rather than putting in quality time on the blacktop.
by Sam Gordon
Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:35 pm
Forum: Wefunk
Topic: wefunk TS foamcore protos
Replies: 13
Views: 21312

Koln

Alex, racing both you and Donald was exciting and close. I was certainly made to work hard, too blooming hard for me! Everyone in Koln made me feel very welcome, from Andi picking me up at the airport, to Uwe looking after the UK crew thereafter. I was also most impressed that Karl's beer-induced sl...
by Sam Gordon
Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:47 pm
Forum: Wefunk
Topic: wefunk TS foamcore protos
Replies: 13
Views: 21312

Wefunk Koln 2004

Alex and Arne are very good product designers and problem solvers. I had been impressed by the handsome deck shapes and designs from the website www.wefunk.de , but being a comparatively new company, the boards had yet to make an appearance in the European slalom races such as Paris or Greuningen (I...
by Sam Gordon
Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:51 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1223059

Sudden gust Koln 2004

Donald's trump even blew Airflow rider Lee Diamond clear off course: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/jamessbg/koln%202004/100-0050_IMG.jpg Lee used the situation to his best ability by making a little shadow art. Here we see his pastiche of the Air Jordan jumper logo on the tarmac, the balls o...
by Sam Gordon
Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:43 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1223059

Is there a farting theme?

This man came fourth in the German 'natural emissions' Championships which led to a very good, chilled performance in the Euros at Koln: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/jamessbg/koln%202004/100-0041_IMG.jpg Here Mr Campell demonstrates the 'Dusseldorf genuflect' that happened to reposition a c...
by Sam Gordon
Fri Aug 06, 2004 12:04 pm
Forum: England
Topic: Hyde Park
Replies: 17
Views: 24533

Koln 2004

Maybe. If this image appears a little hazy to you then it's because it has been forcibly ripped from a dodgy dream sequence.

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Like this'd ever happen.
by Sam Gordon
Fri Aug 06, 2004 11:10 am
Forum: England
Topic: Hyde Park
Replies: 17
Views: 24533

Koln 2004

This is what my back looks like, Mr Campbell.

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Remember it.

It's the only view of me you're gonna get this year.
by Sam Gordon
Tue Jun 15, 2004 9:51 pm
Forum: England
Topic: silverstone
Replies: 4
Views: 7074

Silverstone

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Photo: Paul Price

London starts the bidding for the 2012 Olympics with a shot of its finest athletes.
by Sam Gordon
Tue Jun 15, 2004 9:47 pm
Forum: England
Topic: silverstone
Replies: 4
Views: 7074

Mike Cividino

This is the last recorded shot of Civ in Paris. Rumour has it that he was recently seen wading into the Channel on the French coast, asking the locals "Solverstone; it's north, yes?" Clearly they pointed west towards the Atlantic. http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/jamessbg/Mike_Cividino.jpg Su...
by Sam Gordon
Sun Jun 13, 2004 10:36 pm
Forum: England
Topic: Hyde Park
Replies: 17
Views: 24533

Hyde Park

It's not just popular with the London skaters: http://www.slalomskateboarder.com/Regional/UK/Hyde%20Park/hyde_park_Steve_Olson.jpg Steve Olson (Black Leather Racing) http://www.slalomskateboarder.com/Regional/UK/Hyde%20Park/hyde_park_bruce_brewington.jpg Bruce Brewington (Wall Street Racing) The 'Br...
by Sam Gordon
Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:04 pm
Forum: Europe
Topic: [2004] Paris Slalom World Cup, May 29-31
Replies: 98
Views: 149252

Paris World Cup II 2004

Jani, Dan and the unrecognised but fully appreciated Paris team, thank you for putting together such an exciting and enjoyable event. This excellently organised World Cup race brings together such a great bunch of people; if only they were not all such brilliant skaters! (next year...) http://www.Sl...
by Sam Gordon
Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:21 pm
Forum: Europe
Topic: [2004] Paris Slalom World Cup - The media
Replies: 11
Views: 10399

Media girl

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Bonjour! Mais ou se trouve Monsieur Gilmour?
by Sam Gordon
Mon May 03, 2004 11:52 pm
Forum: Europe
Topic: [2004] Paris Slalom World Cup, May 29-31
Replies: 98
Views: 149252

Paris tight slalom

Thank for you reply, Jani. Rather pre-emptively I booked the Eurostar journey before the race schedule had been released. I agree that one should either ride a full grouping of either Pro or Am events. Because I am asking fo special dispensation in order to compete, I am happy to pay an adjusted ent...
by Sam Gordon
Mon May 03, 2004 3:33 pm
Forum: Europe
Topic: [2004] Paris Slalom World Cup, May 29-31
Replies: 98
Views: 149252

Paris tight slalom

Given that the Amateur TS is early on the Saturday, I've realised that despite having entered this competition and having booked the earliest viable transport to Paris that morning, realistically I will not be able to make that race. Would it therefore be possible to enter the Pro Qualifying instead...
by Sam Gordon
Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:46 pm
Forum: Seismic
Topic: Coming Soon!...
Replies: 16
Views: 24416

8mm axles

A short while back there were discussions as to the possibility of a small run of 8mm axled hangers for the metal 105s to replace the existing numbers. The engineering was to be carried out by Geezer-X at Monkeywrench Machine Works. It will be a great improvement to an already excellent turning truc...
by Sam Gordon
Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:11 pm
Forum: Airflow
Topic: Airflow prototypes for 2004
Replies: 8
Views: 14936

Airflow foam-core slalom deck

A developed/ finalized version of Martin's slalom deck (C-81) is currently available from Switzerland on www.sk8shop.ch: http://www.slalomskateboarder.com/Boards/Airflow/SG_airflow_schaumboard_c81.jpg Designed for Giant Slalom, the flanged box contruction should make this a very stiff deck indeed, w...
by Sam Gordon
Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:37 pm
Forum: Fibreflex
Topic: Fibreflex 2004
Replies: 12
Views: 23638

Paul Price Freerider

Having been away for a while, I returned home last night to find the floor littered with nothing but bills and junk-mail. This morning the neighbour knocks on the front door and says, "these packages arrived for you:" Schmanggggg: http://www.slalomskateboarder.com/Boards/Fibreflex/FibreflexFreerider...
by Sam Gordon
Tue Feb 03, 2004 4:21 pm
Forum: Fibreflex
Topic: Fibreflex 2004
Replies: 12
Views: 23638

Fibreflex 2004

This is taken directly from the Fibreflex news page, and considering discussions regarding the brand at the end of last year, is worth copying here: 1.29.04 News on the Re-issues and Slalom decks..Target Date was FEB 1st. 30" Teamriders, Attila Reponse Pro, Price FreeRiders will be shipped to all pr...
by Sam Gordon
Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:56 pm
Forum: ISSA Site administration
Topic: Forum software update Oct 12, 2003 phpBB 1.4.4 -> 2.0.6
Replies: 86
Views: 122511

czeched in

Aaahhhh, that's better, thanks Jani. I've just read my missive back and found it a trifle flippant. Thank you for rising above it, humouring and sorting me out. I can see for miles now!
by Sam Gordon
Mon Feb 02, 2004 8:57 pm
Forum: ISSA Site administration
Topic: Forum software update Oct 12, 2003 phpBB 1.4.4 -> 2.0.6
Replies: 86
Views: 122511

Cosmopolitan

Adam and Jani, When I log in, all the instructions appear to be translated into Ikea furniture titles. Is there a way around this blight of good design? Forgive me if I've posted multiple times, I'm now going for the 'Nahled' button... ...I trust that means 'Review.' Let's try 'Odelslat' for a final...
by Sam Gordon
Tue Jan 06, 2004 9:03 pm
Forum: ISSA Site administration
Topic: Site Sponsor Schedule 2003 - 2004
Replies: 16
Views: 16224

Future?

Adam, let us have a list as to what months are now available please!
by Sam Gordon
Mon Dec 22, 2003 9:50 am
Forum: RoeRacing
Topic: S-Camber PS
Replies: 35
Views: 52544

Swiss MDF Risers

Hunter, I'm using the Airflow risers from http://www.sk8shop.ch/detail_Accessories.asp?id=92 http://www.slalomskateboarder.com/Trucks/AirflowWedgeSk8shop.jpg http://www.slalomskateboarder.com/Trucks/AirflowWedge01.jpg also available through http://www.airflow-skateboards.com/be_AirflowFrameset.html
by Sam Gordon
Sat Dec 06, 2003 12:20 pm
Forum: General Slalom Skateboard Truck Discussion
Topic: LAZER TRUCKS
Replies: 21
Views: 25265

FibreFlex

Seth, that board is the same one as featured in the LH shot from the FibreFlex Response forum: http://www.slalomskateboarder.com/Boards/Fibreflex/FibreflexSlalomReissues.jpg http://www.fibreflexskate.com/images/proslalom.jpg http://www.fibreflexskate.com/images/regslalom.jpg All the decks pictured h...
by Sam Gordon
Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:25 am
Forum: General Slalom Skateboard Truck Discussion
Topic: LAZER TRUCKS
Replies: 21
Views: 25265

Missing link

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Like this, Paul?
by Sam Gordon
Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:41 pm
Forum: RoeRacing
Topic: S-Camber PS
Replies: 35
Views: 52544

S-Camber

This is a board that I've been hoping to try for quite a while, as you might be able to tell from my earlier playing around with a regular CrossFire: http://www.slalomskateboarder.com/Boards/Kicktail/102-0205_IMG.JPG http://www.slalomskateboarder.com/Boards/Kicktail/102-0201_IMG.JPG As an enthusiast...