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Joe Iacovelli

The first time I sang with the band, Farm 5-6, I finished my song and was all jazzed up. As I left the stage I smacked the lead guitarist's girl friend on the ass. Fatboy waited until after that to explain that he teaches Brazilian Jujitsu and is a cage fighter, like that information might wouldn't ...

Joe Iacovelli

And I'll read them at the party; I'll start...... Fatboy's first year, Farm 3 or 4, he's having trouble making the course, so he tighten's down his spacerless bearings. They unfortunately explode and the wheel flees like Gilmour from a responsibility. Amazingly, Fatty rides around the last cone and ...

Joe Iacovelli

I have very special prizes, never seen before at a skateboard race.

Catamaran race is a team of 2? Or 3 with a pusher? Input?

Joe Iacovelli

Nice work Donald. It's been a long time coming, but worth waiting for.

I did notice you are missing a longboard dancing team page. WTF?

Joe Iacovelli

The Town of Bethel postponed the meeting, next meeting is 7/15. We are not 100% green lighted until 7/15. Friday 8/6- Park Jam, best trick, park slalom - Scalzi Park Stamford Saturday 8/7 - Bethel, CT GS, Dual, Vintage, DH, catamaran, and kids race Saturday Night - traditional blowout in Tway's bac...

Joe Iacovelli

The Town of Bethel postponned the meeting, next meeting is 7/15. We are not 100% green lighted until 7/15. Friday 8/6- Park Jam, best trick, slalom - Scalzi Park Stamford Saturday 8/7 - Bethel, CT GS, Dual, Vintage, DH, catamaran, and kids race Saturday Night - traditional blowout in Tway's backyar...

Joe Iacovelli

Neil, I truely welcome your feedback and ideas but lack the energy to put them into action. NOW if you were on the BOD, you could move the board to act on your suggestions. I earnestly offer you my seat on the board as I agree with your intent and would gladly make way for your experience and enthus...

Joe Iacovelli

Sad- that Donalds plans for an elite race and big media coverage have been subverted. I was hanging a lot of hope on it that it might finally make for interesting TV.

Gratified - that anyone else cares or has bothered to type about it.

Donald - Good idea on the rule book test and cleaning up Dominic

Joe Iacovelli

Sad, all the way around sad.

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Gary,

I like where they say you "stunned" everyone by making it down the hill.

I'm gonna get you Fluitt.

Joe I
Team Off Your Sister

Joe Iacovelli

HAHAHA, that's awesome. Happy Birthday.

Joe Iacovelli

DIdn't read all the way to the bottom. If you're going to St Louis, ask around for who has what to sell, $35-50 for something with a 18" WB, an old Roe or PPS wood deck, set it up with a narrowed bennett and a rts rear, some 66mm wheels all properly wedged. Then its just practice, the other half of ...

Joe Iacovelli

I voted that you get a ts board. Why? Clearly you are into it, wheelbase, wedging and the correct trucks turn TS, from frustrating to possible.

Get in touch this week if you want suggestions or tips. I'm sure one of my friends has good used deck for you too when you're ready to pounce.

Joe

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Need prom pics

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BRIXLEGG MEDICAL SITUATION/FOOD AND DRINKS

good idea

Joe Iacovelli

got yellow and green in the wrapper, but don't have a durometer to tell you what they are.

tell me what you want and i'll give you a price.

Joe Iacovelli

Rick Stanziale wrote:
Me? I used to be the King of Self Storage.

Now you live in a self storage unit with nothing but an empty glass sword to protect yourself.

Joe Iacovelli

My wife and daughter are supposed to vacation in Paris this week. They just landed in Dublin for their connection to CDG, and the flight is cancelled. Their 1 hour layover just turned not two days (minimum). I'm with Jani. Lets see some wind and rain. Maybe they can get 5 out of 7 days in Paris. Jan...

Joe Iacovelli

Thanks for setting the slalom course in front of the ruins, Dave.

Joe Iacovelli

Neil Orta wrote:
Rick Floyd wrote:.......... we'll find somebody to bless your sorry ass.......-R
Good luck I've been searching for years!

He's not kidding, we have Pastor Peggy

Joe Iacovelli

I see some young faces!

Bravo! Can't wait to see the rest of the pics.

Joe Iacovelli

Hey Dave, Why don't you start a new topic. We can have the Farm and Antrim as part of the series and track points for them along with all the outlaws. If there are points involved, you can count on Rick Floyd being there :-) Joe I know Joe won't believe this, 'cause you know I am the ONLY person in...

Joe Iacovelli

BAR B QUE MASACRE POSTPOSTED
FATTY'S FLIGHT DELAYED
SEE YOU IN AUSTIN APPROX 5PM
PASS THE WORD

Joe Iacovelli

Is he hitchhiking to the Sizzler? What is this? I want to be in the know... haha It's one man's journey deep into the heart of the American Dream. Living legend and the last real "punk", Jeff goad is pushing the FL panhandle. 50 lb pack, Foiled Concepts deck, Kahuna big stick, and $77. It may be th...

Joe Iacovelli

Hey Dave,

Why don't you start a new topic. We can have the Farm and Antrim as part of the series and track points for them along with all the outlaws. If there are points involved, you can count on Rick Floyd being there

Joe

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Reminder #1 you've got a couple days left. Please join before the discount ISSA membership rate expires http://www.slalomskateboarder.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=67726 #2 Bring your Hester poster to..... Skateboard Idiot BBQ Masacre Salt Lick BBQ 24 miles south west of Austin, aprox 2:30pm Friday It's...

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Donald,

I fixed the name of your race in the post above. I don't think having that posted on line would assist you or our sport, so I made the change.

Joe

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Maria,

Everything is walkable if you have the time

.9 miles per google maps

Love,
Joe

Joe Iacovelli

To be fair Neil, you are asking in an ISSA rules forum, not on the Sizzler thread

flipside of the coin?

Lou could have answered your question (like I tried to do), instead of being a punk.

Joe

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Nice ramp

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Neil,

I understand the BAR will be an option at the top of the GS hill.

Joe

Joe Iacovelli

Yep, exactly. Except in the real world, it's a lot closer than that. One year in Paris the top 16 racers were all within a second of each other. Don't forget timing is measured to 1000ths of a second. You can loose by .001 Now how about helping us put the beginner clinic together. It was your idea. ...

Joe Iacovelli

I, like Joe -Stubbs I like you too Stubbs. More seriously, you're tapping into something I'd like to see the ISSA push. A clinic, or beginners/kid race at larger races. Most of us are fortunate enough to have an older board to lend. In Antrim we set a small straight course on the run out hill and a...

Joe Iacovelli

BTW Tim, my first 4 years or so, only the top 16, 32, or 64 qualifiers even raced, so ask Marcos about driving to Jackson, MS and paying the entry fee to not even race. You either practice, find a few smaller races, and come back next year OR sell your sh1t and quit.

Joe Iacovelli

Some one running this particular race needs to comment, but if you have 50 guys racing, and you qualify 1-50, 1 races 16, 2 races 15, etc for the a group, 17 races 32, 18 races 31, etc for the b group. C group, d group given enough signed up racers. Get it? Tim - my first race I just cone headed, se...

Joe Iacovelli

Tim, #1 I think you are mistaken. You will be racing experts if you qualify in the round of 16. Head to head racing is based upon a qualifying time, and then racers are grouped by 8's, 16's, or 32's. In single lane racing, you race the clock. #2 Can we get the names and email address of all those gu...

Joe Iacovelli

Sometimes it's all in how you say things; If you are coming to the Sizzler, we'd like to offer you a $5 discount for signing up early. or Hey, we sure are glad you are coming to the Sizzler. Please take a minute and sign up for the ISSA now. You'll save both of us some hassle and get $5 to boot. or ...

Joe Iacovelli

Speaking as a BOD member, I would like to see any race have the ability to step up the game with a bigger ramp! That being said I agree with Wesley if racers are offer a choice, then we need to understand if said racer selects an A or B group and A is big ramp, B is traditional, or is everyone in on...

Joe Iacovelli

FYI - Skateboard Idiot BBQ Masacre Salt Lick BBQ 24 miles south west of Austin, aprox 2:30pm Friday It's byob, so bring beer. Sandwich is $9, all you can eat is $18. http://www.saltlickbbq.com/locations_driftwood.html Danilo, Julie, Louis need a ride. SLavin and Trish are coming. Dr. NO, Rick, Klark...

Joe Iacovelli

THE SIZZLER IS THE FIRST EVER WORLD CUP SLALOM RACE

What's that mean? It holds the highest status the ISSA can bestow.

details here http://www.slalomskateboarder.com/phpBB ... highlight=

and here
http://www.slalomskateboarder.com/phpBB ... highlight=

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Slalom sign up

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DH Sign Up

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Joe Iacovelli

Thank you Jourdan. What I think is important is you being up front and out there before the fact, instead of shorting someone after. I appreciate you candor.

It remains an excellent deal. I'll be there.

Joe Iacovelli

yes, agree it is not half way, 105 miles for you guys, 250 miles for me

Joe Iacovelli

Use anything you want, just keep the geometry the same. Radikals are not made to be tightened like a regular truck. Use the search function, read thru the Radikal forum under "truck mfg", or contact Ketih Hollien.

Joe Iacovelli

First, knowing what you weigh is important, but yes, green is probabloy too hard in the front. You can try anything, but Rads originally shipped with green stims, they work. I imagine venoms and abec11 would work too.

Joe Iacovelli

Rick, I hear you, I really do, but what gave you the impression that WT was speaking for anyone but WT? I take exception with Wesley when I feel like his sarcasm or brute force are not warranted when he is speaking as the Secretary of the ISSA, but in this case, seems to me like it's just Wesley. I...

Joe Iacovelli

Rick, I hear you, I really do, but what gave you the impression that WT was speaking for anyone but WT? I take exception with Wesley when I feel like his sarcasm or brute force are not warranted when he is speaking as the Secretary of the ISSA, but in this case, seems to me like it's just Wesley. I ...

Joe Iacovelli

I'll miss you CR. I was planning on beating you at this race (mostly since you were not racing)

Joe Iacovelli

The ISSA is pleased to announce that Surf Rodz trucks will be sponsoring the Texas SIzzler with a very special prize. King of the Hill on Satruday will get a set of trucks worth in excess of $200. WHat's "King of the Hill"? Simple, you need to race both GS and DH. You don't need to win either, just ...

Joe Iacovelli

Claude,

I'm all for it as long as its like the Biathalon and we get to shoot something or at least stab someone.

Now I'm not saying who I want to stab, but I have a list for the IOC.

Joe

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