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by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:42 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1028079

What happened to the Jeffy Aki True Friends 4 Ever picture?

It was infinitely more disturbing then the animal porn.

Mary Hessler and I are getting matching Salvador Dali paintings on the other cheek in Athens.

Everybody is doing it. C'mon!
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:33 pm
Forum: North America
Topic: Red Clay Cup - 2004 Georgia State Championships
Replies: 67
Views: 72081

Is that from last years race?

Where were those chicks on my birthday?

Can I put my drink there?

Red Clay is going to be out of hand. I predict a full scale sacking of Athens old school style, you know, like the Persians in 480 BC.

And remember, what happens in Athens stays in Athens.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:51 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1028079

So, are they like married now?
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:28 pm
Forum: North America
Topic: Red Clay Cup - 2004 Georgia State Championships
Replies: 67
Views: 72081

Eddie Martinez, Texas Mullet! HAHAHA, stop I just wet my pants a little. Stanziale, don't forget this year's newest award sponsored by me It's the Local's Rule award Pabt's Blue Ribbon, a Varsity voucher, and a roll of Cottonelle goes to the fastest one of you local goobers not named 66 or Thompson....
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Aug 26, 2004 10:43 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: Ma, NH, training days.
Replies: 490
Views: 665291

terry kirby wrote:I will not be there. I hate driving in to Boston. It has to be a sure thing. Please let me know if its and better across the board than Magnolia.
Too bad they won't let you on the train, freak.

Whoops, thought I was on the darkside.

Sorry

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Tue Aug 24, 2004 7:15 pm
Forum: RoeRacing
Topic: Insect skateboards
Replies: 11
Views: 19760

Who got a Dragon fly at Breck?

Don't forget I've got Seismics and Cambrias for your sister.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Aug 12, 2004 9:29 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: Ma, NH, training days.
Replies: 490
Views: 665291

Dude, you being a sissy has nothing to do with skateboarding.

Doesn't mean I don't love you.

You've got a good point though. I should worry less about hitting cones and getting killed and just go faster. I need to go to less contests and come race with you boys more.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Aug 12, 2004 4:49 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: Ma, NH, training days.
Replies: 490
Views: 665291

I have prizes from the farm for Millie and Schwip. Please get in touch iaco@comcast(dot)net.

Jim's a sissy.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:24 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1028079

Matt,

You started it.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Aug 04, 2004 7:51 pm
Forum: North America
Topic: Long Island NY Slalom
Replies: 117
Views: 150611

That's some funny stuff Troy. I just spit my moo goo gai pan all over my keyboard.

Good luck with that man. I'll have your smokes ready.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:45 am
Forum: North America
Topic: Long Island NY Slalom
Replies: 117
Views: 150611

What's "bad chicken"? Is that a new Boone's Farm flavor?

Nice ramps Smarty. Beer 1-8 are on me, plus I owe you cash.

See you Saturday. In the C class.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:52 am
Forum: New to slalom skateboarding?
Topic: A slalom board, please.
Replies: 5
Views: 6580

Dan, For the GS and your commute you'll want some length. The pistol hcore series is cool. Check out the Duane Peters and the Dagger. Either would do nicely. Figure out what you weigh fully outfitted. They come in different flexes. Try a mix of duros, maybe 80 back 84 front. Make sure you raise it u...
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:55 pm
Forum: ISSA World Ranking
Topic: [2004] Region West Atlantic: USA East
Replies: 20
Views: 23988

There was a Friday night race at Luna. I don't know if it's fair to include it unannounced this year, but it shure would help the cause next year.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:17 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1028079

Surely someone can think of a better caption than that. Very disapointed in you Wesley.

And by the way - Our friends 66, Wes E, Ohm, and Parsons all kicked ass this weekend. If you were not there, you missed it.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:21 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1028079

Kevin,

I read that post on the other string. Good for you man, rage against the dieing of the light!

And I know you are faster than me, but c'mon. You are turning 49? Again?

Looking forward to my beating at the Farm,

Joe (40 in August)
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:22 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1028079

Breaking News Bobo shot in Florida - Take him off the farm list AP July 14th 1 hour 46 minutes ago He told ABC's "Good Morning America" on Wednesday that wildlife officials had told him they wouldn't try to capture Bobo until later Tuesday evening, so he went to take a shower. He said he was coming ...
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:58 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1524127

Anthony,

Forgive my ignorance. When is A Mo day again?
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:14 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1028079

Just give the money to Wes now. He'll be the only one without a hangover on Sunday morning.

Way to go Wes!
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Jul 07, 2004 6:14 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1028079

Matt,

You are banned from DSOTC for 10 days. No APOLOGIZING on DSOTC.

Anger is an energy.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Jul 01, 2004 10:11 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1028079

YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWW! Darkside of the cone is back on the air. PA Dan should get his sponsor, Joe Camel, to send him some flow. Who is this guy in Germany? Props to Jack for putting his board where his mouth is, but it doesn't seem cricket, does it Wesley? Other thoughts; * I plan to humiliate the M...
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:16 pm
Forum: North America
Topic: Long Island NY Slalom
Replies: 117
Views: 150611

Harms, A funny? Not even close, this is just plain sad. Troy has had some good showings, Gilmour lived in his basement and trained him for a summer. He could have been a contender, instead of a bum, which is what he is. You'll see, he'll still show up at the Farm, mumble, not look anybody in the eye...
by Joe Iacovelli
Tue Jun 29, 2004 5:39 pm
Forum: North America
Topic: Long Island NY Slalom
Replies: 117
Views: 150611

Re: huh?

whatever. I find slalom a very orgasmic experience. I guess that would explain why you flail around like that! Troy, Giving up? Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Stop being so morose. Come to my house in CT the night of 7/3 and we'll ride up to Boston for 7/4. You can sleep in th...
by Joe Iacovelli
Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:23 am
Forum: New England
Topic: Ma, NH, training days.
Replies: 490
Views: 665291

Lisa was my ride. o I can't make it either (thanks for the call Derek).

But, we have a good reason. Lisa is being Limoed into the city for Today spot. Look for her with Katie Couric on Monday. Really.
by Joe Iacovelli
Sat Jun 26, 2004 12:20 am
Forum: Media Resources
Topic: CT SKATER GIRLS in the media
Replies: 1
Views: 4472

CT SKATER GIRLS in the media

Katii, Elisa, and Lisa are features in the Hartford Courant today. I'll post the article below. You should also look out for Lisa on the Jane Pauley show this weekend and on the Today show with Katie Couric Monday morning. She'll be our slalom representative in the Skateboard Mom contingent. Special...
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:44 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: Ma, NH, training days.
Replies: 490
Views: 665291

I'm in for splitting the ride. Can we go early? Just me, Nick is out West.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed May 26, 2004 10:23 pm
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: Ramp use req. for women, juniors or not?
Replies: 43
Views: 52230

Da Farm Management has contracted for ramps to be built this year.

I'd prefer Gilmours idea of the steam catapult or bicyle tow-in though.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed May 26, 2004 4:04 pm
Forum: ISSA World Ranking
Topic: [2004] Region West Atlantic: USA East
Replies: 20
Views: 23988

Thank you Pat, I have edited my post.

Eddy,

St. Louis is west of the Mississippi and in my mind that make it a US West event.

I hope you are feeling better.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed May 26, 2004 3:14 pm
Forum: ISSA World Ranking
Topic: [2004] Region West Atlantic: USA East
Replies: 20
Views: 23988

How about I make a suggestion and then we can all tear it apart. Better, I think, to start a dialog now, than to end up in some unhappy fued later. Main: Da Farm Luna I've chosen these two based upon talent pool. Prime: Red Clay WV Basic: Gathering (All three days). I know that traditionally the G i...
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed May 19, 2004 4:15 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Entry fees
Replies: 13
Views: 11546

I paid 55 Euro for 3 events, 3 lunches, and a tee shirt at Paris. A very good deal I think. $100+ to race elsewhere? Still a bargain and a privelege. Granted, I'm 40 years old with a good job and a very cool wife, but what does it cost to participate in other sports? Golf is $50-$150 everytime you p...
by Joe Iacovelli
Mon May 17, 2004 2:58 pm
Forum: Europe
Topic: [2004] Paris Slalom World Cup, May 29-31
Replies: 98
Views: 148413

Tight Slalom

Jani or anyone else that knows,

Saturday's tight slalom is 2M on center pro and 2.5M on center AM. Is that correct?

Is 2.5M like 8 feet? Need to know what boards to bring. Thanks in advance for your help.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:52 pm
Forum: North America
Topic: Luna Slalom Jam 2004
Replies: 148
Views: 163468

vlad's pictures

password?
by Joe Iacovelli
Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:15 pm
Forum: North America
Topic: Luna Slalom Jam 2004
Replies: 148
Views: 163468

Luna

Thanks Keith!

Ricky,

Have you posted directions to Fondren and Roadkill anywhere?

Thanks,

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Apr 07, 2004 4:29 pm
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: AM/Open or PRO
Replies: 25
Views: 27162

America's Cup

Jack, I thought from the tenor of my post all would know that I was kidding. I can't tell you how excited I am about the series or about the fact that my home race, Da Farm! is in the series. It is a definite boost to what is already a "high spirits" event. I'll delete my joke. My family and I look ...
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Apr 07, 2004 5:55 am
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: AM/Open or PRO
Replies: 25
Views: 27162

Da Farm

Don't forget free beer and oysters. Will there be less drinking the night before? Will Twang and Twig finally come to fisticuffs? Will Sandy call imigration on Ilva? Does anyone really believe Gilmour was taken out by a tree? Can we ban the Canadians this year (seriously)? Joe Iacovelli Team Chigger
by Joe Iacovelli
Tue Apr 06, 2004 3:46 am
Forum: New England
Topic: Need some pointers and a session
Replies: 22
Views: 21270

session

I've been out of town, in Orlando today, but if you want to come to Nortern CT tis weekend, I've ot a killer spot. Saturday morning or early afternoon session?

Got pistols, roe, turners, Ick, pvd's and radikals to try.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:49 am
Forum: North America
Topic: Henry J and Joe I's race
Replies: 2
Views: 4496

race

Henry,

Can we schedule for Saturday and have Sunday as a back up?

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Sat Mar 13, 2004 4:36 am
Forum: ISSA World Ranking
Topic: Welcome
Replies: 4
Views: 6381

WOW!

Nice job Corky. Thanks for the effort. I look forward to the discussions to follow and finding out which races count for what points.

Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Mar 10, 2004 7:09 pm
Forum: New England
Topic: Need some pointers and a session
Replies: 22
Views: 21270

Patience young jedi, all will be revealed in due time. Seriously Matt, I'm in Central CT with Nick, Lisa, Katii, and Elisa. Whalen and Wentzle are on the cape, TK is in Rye, NH, there are plenty of people around and we will be skating. A guy named Derek Smith has been in touch about a hill in Ipswit...
by Joe Iacovelli
Thu Feb 19, 2004 3:33 pm
Forum: General Slalom Skateboard Truck Discussion
Topic: Favorite Trucks Poll
Replies: 39
Views: 41043

Radikal front, PVD back, I've glued a Megatron with clouds bushings to my helmet for when I fall and I keep a plastic Bennett baseplate clenched between my butt cheeks to remind me to be early on those offsets.

Please don't tell anyone,
Joe
by Joe Iacovelli
Wed Feb 18, 2004 5:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gilmour...Duel Sport World Champion?
Replies: 54
Views: 55855

IF he had crahed on a Roe Unlimited would you hate that too?[/quote] Yes, yes I would. I'd hate anything that is keeping our (porn) star down. FYI, I read this thread to John yesterday while doing a google search for brilliant ortho surgeons that work pro bono. He enjoyed it. This was of course prio...
by Joe Iacovelli
Mon Feb 16, 2004 4:43 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Book of the Month
Replies: 5
Views: 6277

I Phelta Thi
by Joe Iacovelli
Fri Jan 30, 2004 7:05 pm
Forum: North America
Topic: Luna Slalom Jam 2004
Replies: 148
Views: 163468

Jack,

If you run every DC race between now and then you sould be fine. You might try pumping your board down some of the ramps at vans to get a feel for start ramps.

Joe