ISSA - International Slalom Skateboarding Association

On 2003-08-05 22:01, slappy maxwell wrote:

Oh man, how gay is that?

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Are these clues enough for you?

Look <a target=_blank href="http://onboard.ru/photo/?g=155">here</a> and <a target=_blank href="http://onboard.ru/photo/?g=156">here</a> for proof that he didn’t just “blade”.

<i>”Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”</i>

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Last night's ALL GIRL LONGBOARD SESSION in Fairfax, VA put on by EAST COAST BOARD COMPANY SKATE SHOP was huge success. Over 25 girls showed up to learn how to longboard skateboard. Most had never skateboarded before. By the end of the session, all the girls were carving it up and 18 girls signed up to race slalom head to head on longboards.

Brian Parsons set an easy 'newbie' dual course for the girls. The rules were simple, 1 cone=DQ, single elimination with one race down the course against the opponent. A starting judge started the race with a "Racers Ready 3-2-1-Go" count. No timer was used, the first girl across the finish line advanced. Two finish line judges made the final call of who won each head to head race.

Highlights of the race included Brian's sister Rachel Parsons advancing by beating out one of her roommates. However, the girl to watch was a young teenager who was charging it with confidence by the name of Britany. Though in the end in the finals, Britany got a bad push start and had to keep from DQ'ing the first cone. This left the door open for Katy to edge Britany out for the win.


All Girl Longboard Results
8/11/03

1st Katy
2nd Britany
3rd Katie & Sarah (tied too close to call)


*The All Girl Longboard Slalom Race was most likely the first ever all female longboard slalom race in the history of slalom skateboarding.


**Special thanks goes out to the following sponsors that sent out demo longboards:

ARBOR

BARFOOT SKATEBOARDS

BOZI LONGBOARDS

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Slappy seen here sporting a smart new "WesE, Slalom Master" T-Shirt. I heard he had to print 50 of them so drop him a note and he might sell you one...cheap

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Enough already.

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Enough already. I’m skating and building the rest of the weekend. I’ll see you from the podium, Slappy, ya creep.


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: WesE on 2003-08-09 05:34 ]</font>

I am a little pissed that you wouldn't put out on prom night.

Wes! It's all in fun!
You're the perfect muse!

oh no!!!! I'm sure mommy is thinking in the above picture that his diaper needs changing

Slappy, I haven't done anything even remotely that deserves having my image dragged all over the place. What is up with this abuse coming from you all of a sudden?

Wes, don't take this abuse.

g#d damn Slappy thats f#ck#ing funny.

Slappys BACK!, god I miss seeing his art work on ncdsa.
This is even better, I just was laughing at the Vlad pic, scrolled down & spit coffee on the desk......
Have fun at the Girl clinic.......

Vlad, glad your better, going shirtless & sexy has its price, but the looks worth it

Later, Yeff Zobi

Hey, LBK! Are you SURE that kid is yours?!

Ok slappy...I'm going to have nightmares now.....AHHHHHHHH!

I know what you mean about his age.

Doesn't it seem like he was learning to walk just yesterday???

And we should all give the Riordons' a big thanks for raising him as if he was one of their own. (The unorthodox style must come from the LBK training.)



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: slappy maxwell on 2003-08-07 19:29 ]</font>

I confirm!

I remember that course. If one can make it up to that point without hitting any cones, let me tell ya, that one is the one, you know what I'm saying?

The kid is talented, no argument here. But every one is questioning his age. I'd say early 30s and looking good!

What say you?


PS.
You’re a dangerous man, Mr. Mixwell. I'm lucky to be your friend.

As you can see there I am in the background watching that kid charge it...I've seen it with my own eyes. His style is...well unorthodox but he makes it work!

I wouldn't goof...this kid charges a course fast and hard.

That is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Maybe Dalvs sidekick would like to ride WesE's woodie.

I am rolling....

Have fun at the event! Please take and post a lot of pictues if you think they are online-worhty

PlankkR doesn’t have sidekicks. PlankkR is a selfish, arrogant, egotistical and narcissistic slalom trend and fashion setter. PlankkR doesn’t like to share. PlankkR only recognizes PlankkRiders and PlankkR-wanna-bees. The rest of the world lives in its own world.

Will Dalv be taking his side-kick with him?

I wish Dalv could come to the long girl camp. Maybe he can put together his own all-girl clinic in Moscow. Should be no problem getting women interested in slalom and other fun activities in that outfit.

On 2003-08-05 14:41, Vlad Popov wrote:
There is an all-boy all-slalom clinic in Moscow. Same day, same time. PlankkR is overly exited to be there. We deeply regret not being able to attend two events at the same time.

I’m there! Will the shop allow home-made decks? If so, I will have a large woodie by then that girls will enjoy riding. If not, I will bring the limp Fibreflex.

There is an all-boy all-slalom clinic in Moscow. Same day, same time. PlankkR is overly exited to be there. We deeply regret not being able to attend two events at the same time.

I just forwarded this to my little sister and her roommates. They signed up today.

All are hotties. Slappy will be pleased.

I just forwarded this to my little sister and her roommates. They signed up today.

All are hotties. Slappy will be pleased.

I just forwarded this to my little sister and her roommates. They signed up today.

All are hotties. Slappy will be pleased.

I'll bring 4 or 5 boards.

LBK -

I am puting it in the Palm Pilot...

What is the location?

Slappy, if nothing else you might pick up on some booty. Dave and I are just there professionally. Our corporate sponsors are making us do it.

Did I tell you I won a Bozi at da Farm! I am a longboarder now.

Doug and myself will be in Canada until Tuesday. Sounds like a good time, though. There are a few skater / stripper hotties that dance at Good Guys in Georgetown. Someone should stop by and invite them! Ha Ha! Have fun!

Slappy,

You need to help Ohm & me out on this. We will meet at ECBS Monday a bit early 6:30pm. Bring your longboard quiver.

If we give the owner a hand and maybe get a bunch of us to show up for Eastcoast Boardshop's All Girl Skate Jam & Summer BOARDMANIA Party/Video Premier, I bet it could go a long way toward Eastcoast Board Co supporting the DC slalom scene.

Anybody else interested in showing up to help instruct? Bring extra longboards with you. Might be able to set up an easy longboard slalom course for the women using Mitch's timer.

How about some help from the DC Crew?
i.e.
Anthony Smallwood
Doug Doupin
Brian P.
WesE
John Dillon
Ron Saah
Timbo
Vlad
Mitch
etc,

Mike Ohm and myself will be helping instruct the All Girl Longboard Session

We will teach the basics (safety, starting, stopping, carving) to the advanced skills (drop knee turns, generating speed, slides, cones, etc.). So if you know any girls (SPARE ME THE JOKES) interested in trying out longboarding or want try out different longboards for free or just want to session, then tell them to call Eastcoast Board Co. 703 352-4600 to sign up.


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lbk

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All Girl Longboard Session in Fairfax, VA as part of Eastcoast Boardshops Summer BOARDMANIA Party & Video Premier
Monday-August 11, 2003
Begins at 6:45pm and goes til 2am!

-INFO-
Session: All-Girl Longboard Skate
Time: 6:45-9pm
Cost: Free!
Spots Available: 25 (and going fast, only 22 spots left 8/1/03).
Age: All Girls 14-Up.
Exeperience: Beginner-Advanced (It does not matter if you ever stepped on a skateboard in your life).
Longboards: Provided by EastCoast Boardco.
Registration: Go online to http://www.ecboardco.com click on the All-Girls link or the pop-up window.

Shop Location:
Eastcoast Board Shop
10358 Lee Hwy,
Fairfax, VA 22030
703 352-4600.