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Jeff Goad, $77, and a skateboard.

Post by Rick Stanziale » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:56 pm

and he's off......

yesterdays expenditures:

$1.86 on a 24 oz can of Miller High Life
$1.49 for a small tube of Vaseline (to prevent chafing you perverts)

total funds remaining:

$73.65

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Post by Rick Stanziale » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:14 pm

goad's up and pushing, though he got little sleep

he said 5 cars stopped to offer him a ride yesterday, and one car full of high school kids threw an empty beer can at him

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Post by willy demis » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:24 pm

Is he hitchhiking to the Sizzler? What is this? I want to be in the know... haha

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Post by Lenny Poage » Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:27 pm

Goad for President!!
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Post by Rick Stanziale » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:24 pm

blister on his big toe (left foot) and he had to buy some food from a vending machine

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Post by Joe Iacovelli » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:41 pm

willy demis wrote:Is he hitchhiking to the Sizzler? What is this? I want to be in the know... haha
It's one man's journey deep into the heart of the American Dream. Living legend and the last real "punk", Jeff goad is pushing the FL panhandle. 50 lb pack, Foiled Concepts deck, Kahuna big stick, and $77. It may be the last we ever hear from him. I predict he pushes past Tallahassee, Tampa, Key West and ends up in Cuba.

Wily, if you don't know Jeff GoGo Goad, picture Johnny Wier with more tattoos and less feathers.

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Post by willy demis » Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:20 pm

haha- this is awesome! Actually, I have met Jeff. Cool cat for sure. He is posting updates on facebook as well.

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Post by Rick Stanziale » Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:55 pm

constipation is settling in

cops hassled him awake this morning

starting to smell

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goad, $77, & a skateboard - the film coming this fall

Post by Rick Stanziale » Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:33 pm

this photo just in

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Post by Rick Stanziale » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:24 pm

really bad sunburn - the paramedics advised him to give up and spend a few days inside (but you know goad ain't gonna do that)

t-shirts from the journey will be available soon at the website - http://www.goadseventysevendollarsandskateboard.com
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Post by Ron Barbagallo » Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:19 pm

does he still have that bolt through his neck?
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Post by Rick Stanziale » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:16 pm

Ron Barbagallo wrote:does he still have that bolt through his neck?
no, he pawned it to raise the $77

we will have souvenir bolts, along with a full selection of temporary goad tattoos (HA!) and pink hair spray, available on http://www.goadseventysevendollarsandaskateboard.com

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Post by Rick Stanziale » Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:32 pm

Picked up for vagrancy in Escambia County last night and went before the judge at 2am

Bail set at $500

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Post by Eddy Martinez » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:21 am

Was not aware of Jeffs voyage. WoW. Orale Vato. One cool punk. Que Paso 66. Your Amigo Eddy Texas Outlaws
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Post by Stephen Lavin » Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:19 pm

Rick Stanziale wrote:Picked up for vagrancy in Escambia County last night and went before the judge at 2am

Bail set at $500
Happy Easter Jeff. Rick is he posting bail or does he need help? Sounds like a two or three day stay w/o it.
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Post by Rick Stanziale » Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:16 pm

Stephen Lavin wrote:...is he posting bail or does he need help? Sounds like a two or three day stay w/o it.
hey thanks but he's out

no worse for the wear

he did get a new tattoo in there....."TYRONE" (and it won't wash off)

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Post by Wesley Tucker » Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:18 pm

How much of the $77 is left?
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Post by Stephen Lavin » Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:09 pm

Rick Stanziale wrote:
Stephen Lavin wrote:...is he posting bail or does he need help? Sounds like a two or three day stay w/o it.
hey thanks but he's out

no worse for the wear

he did get a new tattoo in there....."TYRONE" (and it won't wash off)
LOL - nice, tramp stamp no doubt... he's going to kick our ass for this one.
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Post by Wesley Tucker » Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:23 pm

Stephen Lavin wrote:
Rick Stanziale wrote:
Stephen Lavin wrote:...is he posting bail or does he need help? Sounds like a two or three day stay w/o it.
hey thanks but he's out

no worse for the wear

he did get a new tattoo in there....."TYRONE" (and it won't wash off)
LOL - nice, tramp stamp no doubt... he's going to kick our ass for this one.
Maybe a bar code for easier billing by the bail bondsman?
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Post by Rick Stanziale » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:04 pm

Wesley Tucker wrote:How much of the $77 is left?
THAT's what i'd like to know

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Post by Miguel Marco » Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:04 pm

Any news from Goad???

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Post by Rick Stanziale » Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:57 am

Miguel Marco wrote:Any news from Goad???
No, but I located him via the GPS on his cellphone. Calls to the local authorities in Florida are being ignored, as a matter of fact they sent the police to MY house to see if I was just making prank calls.

Needless to say the Clearwater Police Department WON'T be on the guest list for the premier of GOAD, $77, & a skateboard

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Post by Wesley Tucker » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:39 pm

Rick Stanziale wrote:GOAD, $77, & a skateboard
What's a real shame is he had ELEVEN DOLLARS too much.

THEN you'd have a movie title with some box office!!
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Confession

Post by Rick Stanziale » Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:21 pm

Watch me pull Iacovelli out of a hat.

Me? I used to be the King of Self Storage.
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Re: Confession

Post by Joe Iacovelli » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:15 pm

Rick Stanziale wrote:
Me? I used to be the King of Self Storage.
Now you live in a self storage unit with nothing but an empty glass sword to protect yourself.

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Re: Confession

Post by Rick Stanziale » Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:17 pm

Joe Iacovelli wrote:
Rick Stanziale wrote:
Me? I used to be the King of Self Storage.
Now you live in a self storage unit with nothing but an empty glass sword to protect yourself.
You're only half right

I finished off the sword, filled it with my own urine, and had intentions of gifting it back to you when I dropped the damn thing, spilling urine all over the front of my pants.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it (literally).

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Re: Confession

Post by Jonathan Harms » Sat Apr 17, 2010 7:41 pm

Rick Stanziale wrote:
I finished off the sword, filled it with my own urine, and had intentions of gifting it back to you
Goad has a filter for that.

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Post by Jeff Goad » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:48 am

Rick, did you actually buy that? http://goadseventysevendollarsandaskateboard.com/
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gOAtfest

Post by Rick Stanziale » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:50 pm

come to gOAtfest tuesday @spoa

you could push here by then
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Post by Stephen Lavin » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:30 pm

This WHOLE thing is fu%$#ing hilarious. Something really has to be done on this topic period. There are just too many real characters, including the star, to leave out of some kind of reality comedy, documentary, SOMETHING.
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Post by Wesley Tucker » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:36 pm

I saw this movie.

It was showing at a Drive-Out.
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Post by Rick Stanziale » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:16 am

Wesley Tucker wrote:I saw this movie.
the book was better

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Post by Wesley Tucker » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:24 am

Rick Stanziale wrote:
Wesley Tucker wrote:I saw this movie.
the book was better
I heard getting booked is what cost most of the $77?
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Post by Rick Stanziale » Sun May 09, 2010 2:07 am

well thanks for nothing British motherfunking Petroleum for ruining my annual family vacation

SPILL BABY SPILL

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Post by Wesley Tucker » Mon May 10, 2010 1:53 am

Did you drive to your vacation?
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Post by Rick Stanziale » Wed May 12, 2010 12:11 pm

Wesley Tucker wrote:Did you drive to your vacation?
flew

and boy, are my arms TIRED!


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Post by Rick Stanziale » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:37 pm

It was all a dream.

I read it in Concrete Wave magazine.

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