ISSA - International Slalom Skateboarding Association

1. Wheels come in what shapes?

what shape?


2. Slalom usually goes

on with a couple of old guys and some cones

3. If Steve Spurrier slalomed on a skateboard, he be

didn't he skate for powell?

4. When slaloming, course are usually set

by hippies

5. If Vince Dooley was going 10 mph east on a skateboard and Jim Donnan was going 15 mph west on a skateboard, how long before they would see eye to eye?

axe michael adams

6. The best skateboard truck is

radikal

7. The best way to stand on your skateboard is

with a beer in both hands

8. If Slalom Skating is a "thinking man's sport," who is most likely ride a skateboard

not me

9. How many are in a dual event?

is this a trick question?

10. If Uga rode a skateboard, he'd be a natural for

painted fibreglass statues placed conspicuously throughout town

11. The father of modern skateboard slalom racing is

most of us are fathers by now

12. The Mutha' of modern skateboard slalom racing is

d. That bastard 66

13. There are how many questions on 15-question quiz?
a. I wanna stop

The Georgia State Skateboard Slalom Exit Exam

1. Wheels come in what shapes?
a. Square
b. Triangles
c. round
d. Look sort of like Uga

2. Slalom usually goes
a. downhill
b. uphill
c. 'round the hill
d. over 'dat a ways a bit 'den you turn to 'da left

3. If Steve Spurrier slalomed on a skateboard, he be
a. A dickhead on a skateboard
b. A dickhead trying to slalom on a skateboard
c. A dickhead who used to work for a dickhead til he got fired two months ago
d. A dickhead who won't get to coach Clinton Portis

4. When slaloming, course are usually set
a. in stone
b. with piles of uga doo
c. with cones
d. with onion rings

5. If Vince Dooley was going 10 mph east on a skateboard and Jim Donnan was going 15 mph west on a skateboard, how long before they would see eye to eye?
a. When Athens freezes over
b. When hell freezes over
c. When Jim Harrick Jr. gets rehired
d. Right after Jaw Ja gets by Lose-You.

6. The best skateboard truck is
a. An F-150
b. A Silverado
c. A Ram Charger
d. Anything Mack puts on the street

7. The best way to stand on your skateboard is
a. on top
b. on bottom
c. on steroids
d. on probation

8. If Slalom Skating is a "thinking man's sport," who is most likely ride a skateboard
a. Herschel Walker
b. Jimmy "Dyn-o-mite" Walker
c. My ol' granny on her walker
d. Hiram Walker

9. How many are in a dual event?
a. 2
b. 1
c. A mess
d. One slalom skateboard racer and a bastard named 66

10. If Uga rode a skateboard, he'd be a natural for
1. Dogtown
2. Bitchburg
3. Houndsville
4. Sorry Dog Gulch

11. The father of modern skateboard slalom racing is
a. Vince Dooley
b. Herschel Walker
c. Jimmy Carter
d. Wesley Tucker

12. The Mutha' of modern skateboard slalom racing is
a. Vince Dooley
b. Herschel Walker
c. Jimmy Carter
d. That bastard 66

13. There are how many questions on 15-question quiz?
a. I wanna stop
b. A couple
c. Two more
d. The square root of 225

14. If Phil Fulmer rode a skateboard, he'd be
a. Just another fat guy from Tennessee trying to slalom
b. Just another fat guy from Tennessee who'd whomp on Jaw Ja guys regularly
c. The only slalom racer who'd wear a really ugly-assed orange shirt to a race
d. Just another fat guy

15. Jaw Ja is famous for:
1. Cheatin'
2. Peaches
3. Cheatin'
4. Peaches . . . and cheatin'

EXTRA CREDIT:

That HOLE in the middle of your wheel where you put the axle is called
1. A HOLE
2. A HOLE
3. A HOLE
4. A HOLE