ISSA - International Slalom Skateboarding Association

mmmmmmmmmmm ............................Little Debbie...........................................

team fatboy is like a Plague u have no chose but to be a member



o ya can my little sister join her name is debbie



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can i be on team fatboy?

is there any perk to being on the team other than knowing you are in a group with some cool dudes?

Cool!

Absolutely!!!!

Membership has nothing to do with ownership or ability


Fatboy - it's an attitude!

Can I be an honorary member of the team, even if I don't own a board yet?

Miguel Marco wrote:

Scott Snow wrote:the presentation of gifts to "He that is most fat"

Mmmmh... That would be me then, not Ron.

Point of Parliamentary Procedure...........

Technically, it's a draw.

Therefore I will share said Krispey Kremes with Mig only!




aww, who am I kidding........Like I'm gonna tell Tway - "No donuts for you!"

Scott Snow wrote:the presentation of gifts to "He that is most fat"

Mmmmh... That would be me then, not Ron.

Team Fatboy
A culture. Not for everyone. To be a "made" team member requires sacrifices and unbending loyalty. Besides the presentation of gifts to "He that is most fat" ( usually jelly filled Krispy Kream doughnuts) and the blood oath (which can be substituted with Boylans Black Cherry soda) members must be ready to represent when called upon by the Evil Potantate without question or hesitation. Knee pads are optional!

Scott Snow
(Scooter)
Ships Captain
Team Fatboy

Ron Barbagallo wrote:"When you can snatch the Twinkie from my hand, Grasshopper...............

. . . . . then, and only then, will you be prepared both mentally and physically to ride an ICK STICK.

Now, go sweep the courtyard and play with your numchucks."

Ron,

Please change your signature to:

Ron Barbagallo
Evil Potentate
Team Fatboy

Thank you

Joe Iacovelli
Bamboo Evangelist
Team Fatboy

PHUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!

"When you can snatch the Twinkie from my hand, Grasshopper..............."





My Favorites:

Robitussen
Hopped up on goofballs

I need to try and steer this conversation back to Fatboy boards and the "Pro" team.

Fatboy and I have been sequesterd for the last fortnight on a vision quest. (As an aside it turns out Fatboy's spirit guide is the ghost of Tom Carvel, mine is the ghost of Joe Piscopo.)

Our most productive moments were culled from 36 hours in a Hopacong Indian sweatlodge strung out on Robitussin. During the portion of the discussion based around the "team", Fatty had a brilliant idea on initiation rights. Several "trials" where bandied about:

-Neophytes would need to steal the panties of the Needham Longboard Club.
-You have to fall backwards and trust me and Fatboy to catch you.
-Tway paddles all new members with their new board. (Griptape side up!)
-You have to wax Shaggy's head and give Cheri a pedicure. Or the other way around for extra "Fatty Points".
-New members will sleep under Scooters ramp and help with the swabbing.
-Blue for Cryps, Red for Bloods, Plaid for Fatboys
- Having at least one story that starts. "One night when Iacovelli and I were all hopped up on goofballs..."

But by far the idea that we and our spirit guides like best was;

After 24 hours of sensory deprivation (with the exception of the Punky Brewster "Uncomfortable Touch" episode on a continuous loop play on a 15 inch plasma screen on the roof of the salt tank), the candidate for membership screws his or her courage to the sticking place and stumbles from the tank. The candidate's big brother has prepared a red hot habachi barbeque, the fire comprised mostly of said candidates old quiver and bald tires. The candidate firmly grabs the habachi between both forearms and stumbles out into the snow.

Now the Fatboy twist is that unlike the Dragons burnt into Kwai Chang Caine's arms in the seminal 70's TV show, the High Holy Fatty Habachi will burn barcodes into your arms. On your left arm the barcode for The Weekly World News. On the right the barcode for YooHoo Choclate action drink. Both staples of the Fatboy Team training table and allowing you to just go ahead and scan yourself at the local Sip-n-Go.

More specifics as we think them up

Brother Joe Iacovelli
Minister of the Inferior
Team Fatboy

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uh
should I be telling my wife to pack up her stuff? Maybe I should contact ABC. Don't they have a show about wife swapping?

Hahahahaha!!!

That's possible, is your wife a brunette?

she(Mrs.Fav) only plays tambourine.maybe you guys could get the betty and veronica thing going?cf

Wesley Tucker wrote:CFav,

Why are you interested in having Mrs. Favero move in with Scooter? Does she even like New Jersey?

But, can Mrs Fav sing?

Gotta check, the current Mrs Scooter is the singer in our band - if she's replaced, the new one's gotta be a singer

The current Mrs Scooter is the girl featured in the newest Fatboy ad in CW, and yes those scrapes are real - she's got the scars to show for it!

that ramp is so sweet

CFav,

Why are you interested in having Mrs. Favero move in with Scooter? Does she even like New Jersey?

no words can describe the joy in looking at the full photo of that ramp.how can i talk my wife into that is the question.cfaaarrrggv

Wow!!!!

Even got the Captain Morgan pose goin.......NICE ramp!!!!!!!!

only of your Yahtzee skills!

jealous?

BEST.........BANTER..........EVER!!!!!!!!!!

COOLEST RAMP EVER!

http://www.silverfishlongboarding.com/f ... p?id=13843

Scott Snow wrote:Jealous?

Yeah, I wish I was good at photoshop.

Post a pic of the whole ramp. It's the coolest one ever.

and call me

860-589-7024

Joe

Jealous?

Total photoshop BS

Joe Iacovelli wrote:Scooter,

Your ramp is the coolest I've ever seen.

Put up a picture!

Joe

Speaking of Scooter.............

who of thunk it when ron finished his slalom run on three wheels at the farm 2004,that it would lead to this?fattypalooza?freak bros volounteer for security,dont worry,we heard about the stones and altamont.cf

Nice board Erin, the wheels look oddly familiar.

Those Fatboys are looking good, i might just have to pick one up when i get some loot.
(the board i mean)

Joe Iacovelli wrote:Team Fatboy?

Um, there's a little matter of buying beers and Ring Dings for everybody on the team. That or we beat you in. It's a dysfunctional pyramid scam kinda thing.

Nice board. Pull the wheelbase in to 17" and see how tight you can run on a decent slope (5, 5.5 feet?) The try it at 18" and 19". That way you know what the board can handle before you race it.

Look forward to seeing you at Fattypalooza in 2006.

Joe

Ahhh, yessss, the beers and 'ring dings' (?!).....I'm sure I can take care of that....yes of course, at the 'Fattypalooza'.....<note to self: figure out what all this means by 2006> lol

And thanks for the tip about testing the wb's Joe, I'll do that.

Team Fatboy?

Um, there's a little matter of buying beers and Ring Dings for everybody on the team. That or we beat you in. It's a dysfunctional pyramid scam kinda thing.

Nice board. Pull the wheelbase in to 17" and see how tight you can run on a decent slope (5, 5.5 feet?) The try it at 18" and 19". That way you know what the board can handle before you race it.

Look forward to seeing you at Fattypalooza in 2006.

Joe

Ok, today's the big day! I made it onto the esteemed Team Fatboy. Here's my membership card, 29 inches, 17, 18, 19 inch wb options.

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hey if anyones ever for a double skate session in westerly rhode island at some local hills than i also have a ramp in my yard so if u cant get to NJ (;

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go fatboy!

tway, any word on the video from the farm finale?

Scooter,

Your ramp is the coolest I've ever seen.

Put up a picture!

Joe

Team Fatboy (NJ Chapter) will be running some cones on Sunday 10/30 at Casa de Scooter @ 1:30pm all are welcome (BYOB) The half-pipe will also be available!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM TEAM FATBOY

special thanks to Pierre Gravel for providing the mask

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its a 28 inch long bullet 8.25 wide up front and 7.50 in the back havent gotten it yet. its in the mail but it looks sweet

Hey Paul,

Throw a kick-tail onto your description of the perfect TS board and you have an AXE.

Funny how that works eh Joe????

That sounds like a good combo Paul. Fatboy is working on more sophisticated decks, but until they clear the stringent NJ testing and QC process, there is always Chicken foam.

Look forward to trying the Pauliwog in NC.

Joe

Hey, Hmmm, I find I really like non-camber on the tighter courses with concave molded in for the front foot with no concave in the back foot area seems to work really well for me. Thanks for the info/reply. The Dixie Cup should be a good time, See you there!-Paul

Paul,

Presently all decks are flat topped, the bottoms have the edges planed for additional wheel clearance and asthetics.

See you in NC,

Joe

Hey, if you take a straightedge and put it on the bottom of the deck so that it is touching the edge(I'm assuming there is no concave) about where the axles align with the deck, and you measure the gap from your straightedge to the bottom of the deck, what is the measurement of the axle-to-axle camber? Measurements on any/all the decks pictured would be useful. Thanks-Paul

Ron Barbagallo wrote:just dropped it off at the post office...............................

Oh man, gonna be like having a birthday early!!!!

thanks Boe!

just dropped it off at the post office...............................

Sweet board Adam!!!

I wanna be on "Team Fatboy" too....just gimme another couple of weeks! (wink icon here)