ISSA - International Slalom Skateboarding Association

Posted: **Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:22 pm**

Oh, it's just Jersey all over the Dixie Cup podium!!

Posted: **Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:47 pm**

Stop teasing us with the smell and give us assholes who couldn't be there the whole results!

Jersey rules by the way... with or without podiums.

Posted: **Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:42 pm**

MIGGY!!! That Junk in the Trunk deck is awesome - EVERYONE was jealous!

Tonight when I unpack, it's goin' up on the wall!

Okay - quick results:

Saturday Hybrid:

"B" Class

1st - Rob Sydia
2nd - Ant Pistono
3rd - Ty Hager

"C" Class

1st - Scooter
2nd - Earl - welcome in Jersey ANYTIME!
3rd -..................um..............................................me

Sunday GS

"B" Class

2nd - Ant Pistono
5th - Ty Hager

Chris Barrett also got a jug in the Overall, but I can't remember which place

and Wentzle Ruml IV received a jug for Lifetime Achievement or Coollest Guy Ever or Most Inspirational or Most Moon Pies Consumed in a Three Day Period or something like that!

Posted: **Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:41 pm**

Hey Barbie,

I got 2nd in the B-Class GS.

Posted: **Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:10 pm**

Thanks Surls - I've been lookin' for results all morning to put that in too!!

Sorry - Ant got 3rd place in GS, and newest CORE Team Fatboy member Surly got 2nd!

Posted: **Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:14 pm**

Ron Barbagallo wrote:... and newest CORE Team Fatboy member Surly got 2nd!

You people have no idea how shameful the initiation is!!

Posted: **Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:58 pm**

Can you say "Fleet"

Posted: **Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:13 pm**

we're all over the podium like wentzle on them moon pies !

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:28 am**

It was great meeting the family! You can leave Jersey, but Jersey never leaves you - can't forget that first detention - Eatontown, fourth grade.

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:05 am**

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:04 am**

I can't believe I got illiminated by that guy. How much do I suck?

Great racing with ya, Fatboy!

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:11 am**

Jeremy Coffman wrote:I can't believe I got illiminated by that guy. How much do I suck?

Great racing with ya, Fatboy!

Jeremy,

Look at the picture. FB's body and board are in almost perfect position. Seriously, check out pictures of faster guys like mitchell and cbark. He'd go a lot faster if he didn't wear a dress/parachute.

So no shame in lossing to a guy that has paid his dues and as I'm sure Fatboy would tell you, you only suck if you're not having fun.

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:28 pm**

/\ He likes my moves! I'm doin' it!

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:44 pm**

if ever i was going to add a slalom tattoo, that image would be the one!!!!

you can hear those gators screaming from here.

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:08 pm**

So that would be the Barbagallo tartan then....And i hate to say it but if a kilt is to be worn correctly according to tradition, NOTHING should be worn underneath! Now try and get THAT picture out of your heads!
Now that I think about it, doing slalom would hurt like a mutha....remember that 70's craze with the two plastic balls on strings that you banged together.......nuff said.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:19 am**

kerbangers

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:26 am**

Check out the "super pro"

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:42 am**

Earl Cephas wrote:It was great meeting the family! You can leave Jersey, but Jersey never leaves you - can't forget that first detention - Eatontown, fourth grade.

dude ! i tune skis/snowboards from E-town's ski barn

small world, big jersey !

fatty was absolutely slaughtering it all weekend, i think i heard that distinct dropping sound of testes at hobby hill...

keep them ovens warm for next year... he likes pie

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:51 am**

And the real reason for the 'Sporran' (man bag on the front)? To hide any tent-pole action! Its true, its a small, heavy bag thats not big enough to hold anything for a warrior....

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:39 pm**

not entirely true - I had my truck wrench in there

Earl!!! You're a Jersey boy? Knew I liked you, and not just because you beat me so soundly and have the coolest dreads EVER!

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:37 pm**

Ron Barbagallo wrote:not entirely true - I had my truck wrench in there

...as in "Is that a truck wrench or are you just pleased to see me?..."

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:44 pm**

Jeezus Martin, you would think you've never seen a guy in a dress before!

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:26 pm**

Quite the opposite...I've spent too much time in Scotland! Oh, and if you meet a Scotsman...don't call it a dress or you'll find out the other piece of kit that goes with the outfit is a small dagger!
Hopefully see you at a race next year Joe, its been too long.

Posted: **Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:12 am**

Ron Barbagallo wrote:not entirely true - I had my truck wrench in there

Earl!!! You're a Jersey boy? Knew I liked you, and not just because you beat me so soundly and have the coolest dreads EVER!

Dad was stationed at Ft Monmouth - finished the 60s and started the 70s in and around Eatontown. Soundly? I got lucky, that was probably the best run
I've ever had - you schooled me on the first run. As for the hair, some people are afraid of clowns, barbers give me nightmares

Posted: **Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:14 am**

Earl Cephas wrote:As for the hair, some people are afraid of clowns, barbers give me nightmares

My barber is a real clown.

Can you tell?

Posted: **Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:12 pm**

GO COCKS

Posted: **Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:19 pm**

Tyler Hager wrote:GO COCKS

Absotively.

Or is that Posilutely?

I get confused.

ISSA - International Slalom Skateboarding Association

what's that smell??

what's that smell??

Highland Fling!