"the dark side of the cone"

Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 8:36 am

Sarah-You talk Smack better then most grown men! I would not want to play you in Frogger! First off I dont even know what it is? and secondly I couldnt live with myself knowing I got my butt kicked by some little girl in anything.

Henry- dont do it! dont even play her frogger, if you lose you will be the laughing stalk to all of MANkind.

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 3:36 am

HENRY J YOU ONLY WISH YOU COULD KICK MY @$$ IN FROGGER CUZ YOU KNOW YOURS IS GONNA BE HURTING REAL BAD lol HAVE FUN DREAMIN' about beating me, CUZ IT WONT HAPPEN!!!!!!!

Sara
~ickchick~
PS henry is such a beep beep beep

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Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 9:45 pm

Brian-

3dm is selling the cones.

Sarah- In 24 hours I'll be kicking your ass in frogger... after Rick and I drill and grip my new Flattie!

AHAHAHAHAHAH!

Henry

Brian Morris · Post by **Brian Morris** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:30 pm

I like sticking to booze and jerkey. Alas....I don't have any "real" cones, I just use Solo Cups. Does anybody know which Turner is selling cones? of if they still do? I saw a site somewhere on the net that was selling old Tracker cones for 5 bucks a cone.

Brian

Matthew Wilson · Post by **Matthew Wilson** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 3:19 pm

I still think that Cones should be the only "sanctioned" form of currency allowed amongst slalomers when betting. If you go home with no cones, then you suck, need to buy more cones, practice, and race more.

Liquor? Jerkey? even Money...these things are fine, but for some reason going home without cones is much more fightening to me than having to buy a bottle of booze for someone. I mean don't get me wrong, taking someone's cash is fine too, but using cones seems to add some sort of legitimacy to the game, and it also provides a visible trophy that entitles you to bragging rights. Show up to a race or practice with a stack of cones 8 feet high and people will be burning when they realize that some of those cones were once theirs. I even think that people might get a little OCD about it...which is what this community needs if it is going to grow continually.

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 9:42 pm

Why are you guys betting on liquor and jerky, I say break out the cash. Whats the use though, having little kids forced to fight, :'( . If they wanna fight watch, if the dont fight yourselfs

It could be twice the fun too!

~Ickchick~

PS: And if you do fight yourselfs make sure I am there and your wives don't find out!!

Brian Morris · Post by **Brian Morris** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:17 am

Wow, malt liquor and beef jerkey as currency!!!! Who wants to bet, I got a bottle of Kiwi-Lime Mad Dog 20/20, a 40 of Steel Reserve and a bag of jerkey to bet with. Who wants to go!!!!

Brian

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:13 am

That's great. I haven't been on a list since my eligibility for Selective Service expired.

Troy Smart · Post by **Troy Smart** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:54 am

You're on Joe.
I can taste that sweet malt liquor already!
My kid will make yours cry like a little baby!
Right now he's downing a half dozen raw eggs after bench pressing his little brother about 500 times.
Be afraid.

Hey Wesley, I don't know what that Gilmour stuff's all about but you just made the list buddy!

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:14 am

I will DIS YOU FACE TO FACE!!!!! You can be beyond dised when i BEAT YOU AGAIN in frogger you will sink in the pressure. Cuz I have the power of practice, in frogger and Lauran has the practice in slalom and you dont cuz you are like knee high in SNOW... HA!! So thats why I put 5 bucks on Lauran kicking butt, cuz she,ll beat you by a mile!

~ickchick~

Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:06 am

That's why I said SOMEDAY

SMART ONE!

In a few days, we'll see if you have the guts to dis me face to face...

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 1:51 am

Henry J-
I doubt that you could beat all of them combined....In fact i doubt you could beat Lauran Gorden (she awesome)Do you really think you can get that good, so fast??

~Ickchick~

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Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 1:12 am

Joe,

I don't know if you're aware of this, but probably by G3, Troy's adoption of John Gilmour should be finalized.

It's not that John needed a new family, he was just tired of his mail always chasing him around.

Tell Nick he's got 60 days to get ready for John "Troy Jr." Gilmour.

Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 1:10 am

Here's something dark-

Someday I'm going to be better than all of you!

COMBINED!

HA!

Troy Smart · Post by **Troy Smart** » Wed Mar 05, 2003 11:45 pm

Please, this is the dark side.
Please refrain from making any non-derogatory posts.

You Suck,

Troy

Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Wed Mar 05, 2003 3:50 pm

Hey ARAB-

When I told my sis that she was gonna be riding and learning slalom on the same board that 2 of the most badass slalomers ride, she was like "AWESOME!"

Maybe you can give her a lesson at La Costa 03- we are taking a family vacation there for the fcr race and for other things.

Henry

Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 7:41 am

Sarah- That is funny! No Pads No Helmets Just Balls!

Kinda like most the guys on skateboard forums

No Balls, Just Pads and Helmets.

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:47 am

I just posted on Eric Groffs Gong show, it is quite popular good job there Eric Groff.. I got some new CDs' one is simple plan, No Pads, No Helmets, Just Balls thought you all would like that one

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Wed Feb 26, 2003 4:00 pm

hey
HEY i never said anything about a arm wrestling contest!!! i mean i'm not scared but through my beauty and brains, i admiit arm wrestling isnt my thing, and i dont want to haveta get henrys hopes ups since he will be riding with the SSS boys, if he goes and beats me he will feel overly confindent!!! :'( sad to say i know but when he loses to those SSS boys he'll come to my house cryin, and i dont him to blame me! you all see??
Ickchick

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Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Wed Feb 26, 2003 2:44 pm

it's on

Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Wed Feb 26, 2003 8:12 am

Sarah-I got 5 bucks sez you can take Henry J down in an Arm Wrestling match.

Any takers?

Whats wrong with being older and uglier, I wish I was smarter then you though.

Arab

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Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Wed Feb 26, 2003 1:34 am

Hey all
Havent got any respon from my last post, guess your all scaredy cats. But what could a sweet little girl like me do to any of you much older , much uglier, and much smarter guys? i really dont know, do you?
ickchick

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 9:46 pm

Arab-
I'd love to have you on my team...How fun.
I also do enjoy beating up little boys (im not scared off big ones niether) so anyone can jsut BRING it on.
Love always
Ickchick

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Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 7:12 pm

Skate Chicks Rule!
Football Chicks Kick Ass!
Girls Rock!
Especially ones that can spit,burp,fart and beat up little boys.

Sarah if your every picking teams, I wanna be on your team!!!

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:45 pm

I cant spell crap.... in ** football**

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:44 pm

Arab-
You gotta talk trash in the slalom world...Im fottball too thats where i learned it from. :razz:

Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 10:25 am

Sarah,
You go girl with that trash talk!!!!
You been reading to many of my posts!

Good Job
Arab

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:31 am

Ready

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:30 am

Hey all-
As most know Henry J is coming down in March.
He'll be needing to practice the cones before racein (or trying to) with the pros.

Beside that fact he owes me a Frogger rematch. I got my playstation read Henrny. Are you?
Hint: never let henry win, It'll get to his head

Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 11:14 pm

no comment.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 9:25 pm

Yeah, it's not like Henry has to be effeminate! :razz:

John Gilmour · Post by **John Gilmour** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 9:10 pm

But that wouldn't be a dress.

So you can't wear that.

But I tell you what....when the snow melts...I'll come out and run some cones with you at Deerfield.

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Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 6:36 pm

I was thinking Burberry or Hermès.

OR

I could find a tight fitting European T shirt, with odd colors and a indecipherable logo, some tight leather pants, and a playboy belt.

_________________
H2

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John Gilmour · Post by **John Gilmour** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 4:59 pm

Henry J. - those kilts are certainly not you.

Jean Paul Gautier might not be to your liking or budget and Betsy Johnson might clash with your coloring (besides, it's soooo 80's), perhaps for your clean cut New England Upbringing- a classic Ann Taylor look might do it. It's a far more serious look.

If you are looking for being a bit playful there are some "Hello Kitty" outfits available.

For accents you might try a Daniel Franc purse, and Lancome is hinting at a new teen line of cosmetics this year priced for cost conscious skaters.

You had better practice- Try those long linoleum hallways late at night (after curfew)- of course you'll have to sneak out....and if you don't want to get caught you'll need to buy some night vision goggles

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... gory=29955

off of ebay. Basic black is de rigeur.

Whats worse....looking like an espionage agent that skates, or "Skateaway Barbie"?

If you get busted.....you have a hell of a good excuse, you can say I put you up to it.....and that you don't want to be Deerfields 1st Cross dressing alum. LOL

Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 3:33 am

It just occured to me that if I wore a kilt I would look like a tool.

http://www.hector-russell.com/kilts1.html

Henry J... SO hot right now.

Brian Morris · Post by **Brian Morris** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 5:50 am

I will do much searching, and declare the loser between Joe I and Henry J must wear a wedding dress, and take a losers lap in said wedding dress, veil and all.

Brian

Andy Bittner · Post by **Andy Bittner** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 12:25 am

Correct, Brian. A kilt is NOT a dress. Growing up with a father who played drums in a bagpipe band, I wore a kilt regularly, when I was much younger. I still have occasion to wear one from time to time. As a bagpiper, I happen to know that Paul Dunn wears a kilt on occasions as well.

It seems to me the bet was... lose and wear a DRESS, not lose and dress like the 2002 FCR Series Champion. Nice try though, Henry.

Brian Morris · Post by **Brian Morris** » Thu Feb 06, 2003 8:59 pm

Kilt???!?!?!?! A kilt is no dress.

Brian

John Gilmour · Post by **John Gilmour** » Thu Feb 06, 2003 6:02 pm

This is...the dark side.

Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Wed Feb 05, 2003 4:48 am

John-Could you please define "Begineer Slalom" and tell us all the begineer slalom courses you traveled to last year.

John Gilmour · Post by **John Gilmour** » Wed Feb 05, 2003 12:30 am

Arab- when I'm practicing for the most part I go full throttle.. and I could care less if I hit cones. All I have to do is add .2 to my time and I can run clean or just hit a cone- but that isn't much fun, and is pretty boring.

I've just bored with beginner slalom. I have no incentive to get in shape for it, or practice a boring course. I will not travel for beginner slalom- I did that all last year. Hell, I may as well just lift weights- its so mind numbingly boring-like playing a video game that never gets more difficult.

IMHO slalom involves more than just a fast pump and grippy wheels- there is a skill set to it.

I know Gorman, have skated with him and hunted hills with him. I know JPL is a good thing and fast like it should be- it is the step in the right direction.

Matthew Wilson · Post by **Matthew Wilson** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 9:15 pm

Claude Regnier · Post by **Claude Regnier** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 8:18 am

Arab last post on the subject bacause as u like to say facts are facts.

There is only one guy from that race that I moved ahead of with my improved run that I have not since defeated or raced and that is Pierre Andre. Oh Yes, I haven't raced Brian Martin either but we all know how he did in Morro in 2001.

So other then the fact that there was no timming error I have since finished ahead of the other racers involved.

Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 8:46 pm

OH CANADUH-You went right thru the back door when Hester decided not to race on Sunday and your non qualifing ass got a freebie, that is the only reason you got to race.
I went right thru the front door racing in all but 1 FCR event in 2002 to qualify in the top 16, Even if you showed up and raced in all the events I did, I'm sure your skills wouldnt have been good enough to crack the top 16 and you would have had to qualify anyways, or should I say not qualify, You see OH CANADUH, We have all seen you race, and unless you have your friend with the timer in his hand you aint goin anywhere, because you just aint got what it takes, Sorry I only call em as I see em. BOO HOO

Claude Regnier · Post by **Claude Regnier** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 4:31 am

Well I never went in the back door.

Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 4:28 am

Well you have failed miserably, Not only in showing up to try and 1 up us, but when you do you cant even qualify.

Another whiner, OH CANADUH

Claude Regnier · Post by **Claude Regnier** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 4:25 am

Probably because guys like u exist, I guess ?

Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 4:21 am

JG wrote:
"Hopefully soon California's skill level will rise to the point of being able to do TS on hills- they have improved in the last 3 years."

Along with all the other East Coast bias you spew, When is there gonna be some East Coasters that can slalom period, heck theres 1 or 2 at least.

John I've seen you run TS on steep, your own course in fact, and you couldnt even make it thru the course, so who you tryin to kid.

Dont come on websites and start this East West thing again, why are you guys so hell bent on trying to 1 up the west?

John Gilmour · Post by **John Gilmour** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 6:24 pm

You know all this stuff about TS is kind of funny.

On the East Coast we race TS on hills- steep hills- and certainly UR13, TK, Tway, Noah, Levene, Stride, Jani, Jose, Ritchie, Vlad(I'm sure I've forgotten a whole bunch of people) would have no trouble running a TS on La Costa's hill and perhaps some would have been comfortable running TS on Avila's hill.

Hopefully soon California's skill level will rise to the point of being able to do TS on hills- they have improved in the last 3 years.

Right now IMHO Ritchie, and PD (and likely Maysey, Holl, Ransom and Evans) are the only ones capable of running a fast technical TS on a steep steep hill. (Who am I forgetting?) As a result I don't expect many West Coasters to come to the East to race TS on steep hills. Though I do expect Ritchie to race out here and his wonderful wife to fly out here and perhaps shoot some video.

Nearly all of the Europeans could race 6.5- 7.5 foot TS on steep hills- save a few of the flatlanders.

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Claude Regnier · Post by **Claude Regnier** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 5:45 pm

I sent an E-mail to Shirley. She replied and is doing fine. She was thinking about doing some Slalom again (she still has her old set-up) but has another interest that is going to take up too much of her time for now.

No word on Jim at this point, I am awaiting a 2nd reply.

By the way if there is no lighting it won't matter where you stand cause you'll be "ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE CONE" :roll:

[ This Message was edited by: Claude Regnier on 2003-01-21 11:46 ]

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