[2007] Antrim 2007 A Group Results - HY and GS

Dave Gale · Post by **Dave Gale** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:47 pm

Madonna can kick ass on a slalom course?

Cat Young · Post by **Cat Young** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:37 pm

That was my Madonna impression.

Dave Gale · Post by **Dave Gale** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:47 pm

Cat Young wrote:
Ron Barbagallo wrote:Hahahahaha!! Thanks Wes!

I will try to nut up this year and possibly try the Ladies Tee at Hobby Hill. I'm sure hilarity will ensue.
The ladies tee???

MY ladies tee is at the TOP!

Cat..you are over the top! Way to go at the World's!

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:35 pm

Cat Young wrote:
Eric Brammer wrote:No, No, the 'Ladies' T would be 'FullBra', not Fullbag....
I'll never have one of those unless I pay a visit the surgeon!

What about the "fullcone"?

Cat Young · Post by **Cat Young** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:50 am

Joe Iacovelli wrote:Cat,

In deepest sense of how Mig and his company mean it, you've got as full a bag as any body else in slalom skateboarding. Congratulations on a great year and your podiums at the worlds. You've come a long way in a short time.

Love,
Joe

Joe,

Are you actually being nice to me?

Awww! My heart is full!

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:36 am

Cat,

In deepest sense of how Mig and his company mean it, you've got as full a bag as any body else in slalom skateboarding. Congratulations on a great year and your podiums at the worlds. You've come a long way in a short time.

Love,
Joe

Cat Young · Post by **Cat Young** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:29 am

Eric Brammer wrote:No, No, the 'Ladies' T would be 'FullBra', not Fullbag....

I'll never have one of those unless I pay a visit the surgeon!

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:15 am

Fatboy in a Jumper.

I just threw up a little in the back of my throat.

I'll be back in a minute.

Jeremy Coffman · Post by **Jeremy Coffman** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:43 am

So which kind of CSG outfit would you perfer? You want a jumper or the standard? I figure the standard would be easy to do. Plain button down white shirt, plad skirt, knee socks and some saddle shoes and you got it. Bows and pigtails opptional.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:00 pm

Ron Barbagallo wrote:Dude - if you can get a Catholic Schoolgirl outfit in my size, i would SOOOOOOOO rock that at every race!!!! :lol:

Maybe Rosie has one in her closet?

Ron Barbagallo · Post by **Ron Barbagallo** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:32 pm

Jeremy Coffman wrote:Fatboy's not wearing his skirt...err...I mean kilt in that photo. He keeps racing with that skirt on and they just might let him run in the Lady's bracket.

Random sick thought: Wonder if FB would run the next race in a Catholic school girl outfit. All your opponents would be Laughing (or wretching) so much you could win all your heats with ease. Strategery I tells ya. Pure Strategery.

Dude - if you can get a Catholic Schoolgirl outfit in my size, i would SOOOOOOOO rock that at every race!!!! :lol:

Eric Brammer · Post by **Eric Brammer** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:26 am

No, No, the 'Ladies' T would be 'FullBra', not Fullbag....

Jeremy Coffman · Post by **Jeremy Coffman** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:51 am

Fatboy's not wearing his skirt...err...I mean kilt in that photo. He keeps racing with that skirt on and they just might let him run in the Lady's bracket.

Random sick thought: Wonder if FB would run the next race in a Catholic school girl outfit. All your opponents would be Laughing (or wretching) so much you could win all your heats with ease. Strategery I tells ya. Pure Strategery.

Miguel Marco · Post by **Miguel Marco** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:54 pm

Actually, Fatty, thanks to your generosity I own more Fatboy t-shirts then Fullbag's...

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:29 pm

A Fullbag shirt - or better yet a board, will make ANYONE faster...no matter how big/small their "partz" is. Look at it this way - no matter how big or small your "partz" is, if there is no fullbag your not gonna get nuthin'.

-RF

Ron Barbagallo · Post by **Ron Barbagallo** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:25 pm

aww Mig - now I'm all misty!

Hey, but I AM representin' Fullbag in that pic!!!!

Viva la Zamboni!!

Miguel Marco · Post by **Miguel Marco** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:18 pm

Don't know how big Fatboy's vagina is exactly. But all I know is that he stepped up is slaloming by a lot, and he's always doing it with style.

Plus, every time I see him it makes that day the coolest one in my life.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:28 pm

Y'all need a hobby.

Have either of you tried slalom skateboarding? It's all the rage.

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:06 pm

Funny FB, I was just about to reply your "something else" is smaller.

Ron Barbagallo · Post by **Ron Barbagallo** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:58 pm

Cat Young wrote: The ladies tee???

MY ladies tee is at the TOP!

That just proves that my vagina is bigger

Cat Young · Post by **Cat Young** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:35 pm

Ron Barbagallo wrote:Hahahahaha!! Thanks Wes!

I will try to nut up this year and possibly try the Ladies Tee at Hobby Hill. I'm sure hilarity will ensue.

The ladies tee???

MY ladies tee is at the TOP!

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:17 pm

Carl Crieder wrote:Nothing says Family Atmosphere like Madonna's trails.

I knew you'd make SOMETHING of that...good job - we're proud of ya!

Ron Barbagallo · Post by **Ron Barbagallo** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:07 pm

Hahahahaha!! Thanks Wes!

I will try to nut up this year and possibly try the Ladies Tee at Hobby Hill. I'm sure hilarity will ensue.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:05 pm

Ron Barbagallo wrote:So in reality I beat out two people who had never seen a race course ever - how's that for sucking!!!!!!

Ron, dude, don't belittle yourself like that. It's unseemly.

Leave that sort of thing to the rest of us.

Nothin' but love for ya',

WT

Ron Barbagallo · Post by **Ron Barbagallo** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:30 pm

Jeremy Coffman wrote:Looks to me like the only way Ron gets to podium is when he races girls.

Only PARTIALLY true - the REAL reason was because there were really only three people ENTERED in B class!

There were two other racers, but both had never raced before. So in reality I beat out two people who had never seen a race course ever - how's that for sucking!!!!!!

Mr Surly · Post by **Mr Surly** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:22 pm

Rick Floyd wrote:
Ron Barbagallo wrote:okay, all insults aside - how is Smuggler's Notch?

I have a friend with a timeshare that she might let Scooter and I have access
Smuggs is great - some of the best trails in VT are on Madonna (the mountain - not the pop star, Surly), but the lifts are old, slow and cold. Lodging is really nice usually - family atmosphere...

-RF

Nothing says Family Atmosphere like Madonna's trails.

Jeremy Coffman · Post by **Jeremy Coffman** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:38 am

Looks to me like the only way Ron gets to podium is when he races girls.

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:38 am

Ron Barbagallo wrote:okay, all insults aside - how is Smuggler's Notch?

I have a friend with a timeshare that she might let Scooter and I have access

Smuggs is great - some of the best trails in VT are on Madonna (the mountain - not the pop star, Surly), but the lifts are old, slow and cold. Lodging is really nice usually - family atmosphere...

-RF

Mr Surly · Post by **Mr Surly** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:43 pm

Ron Barbagallo wrote:okay, all insults aside - how is Smuggler's Notch?

I have a friend with a timeshare that she might let Scooter and I have access

dude . . . . . you might have "access" to "smuggler's notch" ? ?

my internal 14-year-old is on the floor laughing.

Ron Barbagallo · Post by **Ron Barbagallo** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:23 pm

okay, all insults aside - how is Smuggler's Notch?

I have a friend with a timeshare that she might let Scooter and I have access

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:04 pm

She doesn't have to be hot - she just has to have a smelly neoprene fetish.

BTW - my favorite pie is Blueberry.

Ron Barbagallo · Post by **Ron Barbagallo** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:17 pm

ooooooh sick burn, Ricky

Here's one back:

What do you call a hot chick on a kayaker's arm?

a tattoo

Mr Surly · Post by **Mr Surly** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:30 pm

Ron Barbagallo wrote:What has three legs and an asshole?

a drum stool

CHA-CHING!

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:09 pm

That's it - next race we have a special "rhythm section" division. And you BOTH have to wash your hands first.

And now I see why people don't post results very often - causes political unrest in NJ.

What FB isn't telling you is that the good folks of Antrim put him in the women's division when they saw the kilt - and he STILL finished third behind Ella and Lisa!

-RF

Ron Barbagallo · Post by **Ron Barbagallo** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:55 pm

What has three legs and an asshole?

a drum stool

Mr Surly · Post by **Mr Surly** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:54 pm

Joe Iacovelli wrote:Yep, two girls, smiling, can't see your right hand...

It's like that game "How Many Things Are Wrong With This Picture?"

Ew! You never know where a bass players' hands have been.

Q: What do you call a bass player with no girlfriend?
A: A guy with no ride to practice.

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:21 pm

Yep, two girls, smiling, can't see your right hand...

It's like that game "How Many Things Are Wrong With This Picture?"

Ron Barbagallo · Post by **Ron Barbagallo** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:17 pm

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Knew I could count on you, Joe!

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:09 pm

Proof?

Total photoshop BS, more like it

Mr Surly · Post by **Mr Surly** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:07 pm

OFFICIAL CONSPIRACY KILLING PROOF!

Bring a fork for your pie.

Ron Barbagallo · Post by **Ron Barbagallo** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:55 pm

Oh sure!!! I get my one and only podium finish and you dolts lose the data???

CONSPIRACY!!!!!

Rick, Brian, and Joe I are all in this together!!! They're just trying to keep the fat man down!!

You will all rue the day!!!! You messed with the WRONG portly bastard!!!!!!

You hear me?

Don't walk away!! Come back!! I'm not finished!!!

I will NOT be ignored!!!!!!!

thanks Ricky! does this mean I have points now?

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:42 pm

Hello everyone,

Joe I. just sent me two spreadsheets with results from the Hybrid and GS races held in Antrim, NH September 22nd and 23rd. These are only the "A" results - the "B" spreadsheets had no data...sorry. I have put them up for download on my webserver.

http://www.cloudtenweb.com/skate/antrim ... esults.xls

http://www.cloudtenweb.com/skate/antrim ... esults.xls

-Rick

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