Quote of the day...

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Tue May 03, 2005 10:56 pm

harms, sorry but that had to go in my sig.

Tod Oles · Post by **Tod Oles** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:09 am

\\\\\\\Cuz I'm a Poseur//////////

Seriously, I'm still nursing my knee... I got the Bowflex set up and I'm trying to grow those Detroiter biceps you guys are always sportin...

I'm going to see the Doc next week sometime. Can't wait to get back at it....

Christopher Bara · Post by **Christopher Bara** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:09 am

Then why isnt your name on the contest calendar for the Athens event yet?.....

you know if you need a place to crash that we'll always find space for ya...

Tod Oles · Post by **Tod Oles** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:08 am

Christopher Bara wrote:
How you guys were conscious at all is a mystery to me

Chris, Consciousness is a very capacious subject as I'm sure YOU'RE aware...

Rick Stanziale wrote, "Oles, trust me, you ain't a loser - you're gonna take some people by surprise this year

Ya never know Rick... I know one thing for certain though, Every last one of you guys that I
met this past season are all kick ass, top notch people!! That alone has made taking this sport
up on a whim, worth every scar...

au revoir, Tod

Christopher Bara · Post by **Christopher Bara** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:42 pm

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: You were, Sir Galahad. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.

Marcos......we'll Eat.....we'll drink....We cant be Mary but we can check out her booty....

and in between we skate

Let the season begin

Marcos Soulsby-Monroy · Post by **Marcos Soulsby-Monroy** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:33 pm

Christopher Bara Posted: 24 Feb 2005 06:07 Post subject: Tod a loser??

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

What's your moms name again?
(10 second pause)
Konnie
(30 second pause)
Ah yes..
(60 second pause)
Konnie Oles........Good old Konnie Oles

How you guys were conscious at all is a mystery to me

Chris, you will fit right in at Athens.
It is the middle of the movie can you find the fish? Monty Python

Marcos Soulsby-Monroy · Post by **Marcos Soulsby-Monroy** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:30 pm

opps twice

Marcos Soulsby-Monroy · Post by **Marcos Soulsby-Monroy** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:26 pm

Christopher Bara · Post by **Christopher Bara** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:07 pm

puh-lease....Talk about a guy who was fast the first time that he got on a board....Dont let Oles fool ya....Tod, you've got some new younguns out by you across the state line that sound completely stoked.....you'll have your own whole scene this summer.
And for a quote........Oles, Mr. Sidlo and Favero.....i'll never forget it..

What's your moms name again?
(10 second pause)
Konnie
(30 second pause)
Ah yes..
(60 second pause)
Konnie Oles........Good old Konnie Oles

How you guys were conscious at all is a mystery to me

Rick Stanziale · Post by **Rick Stanziale** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 2:08 am

tod oles wrote:.......And here I sit typing in my fullface helmet, damn I'm such a loser...

Oles, trust me, you ain't a loser - you're gonna take some people by surprise this year

Chris Favero · Post by **Chris Favero** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:43 am

you know what is said of the amazon and the midget?"when they were nose to nose,his toes were in it,but when they were toe to toe,his nose was in it."cf

Hans Koraeus · Post by **Hans Koraeus** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:55 am

A Pump Station Poet wrote:If I don't get killed by the hill
those fat cigars certainly will

Jonathan Harms · Post by **Jonathan Harms** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 3:10 pm

No, that pink outfit was the grossest thing ever.

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:58 pm

of Kingston

Vlad Popov · Post by **Vlad Popov** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:33 pm

"A normal person in this community does not even see what (I am) involed in". 

Thanks for the DVD Jeff & Rick!

Dave Gale · Post by **Dave Gale** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:54 pm

Heard throught Fayette County West Virginia on Oct 18 2004:
"Swim!!!!" "I CAN'T!!!"

Chris Favero · Post by **Chris Favero** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:38 pm

"she was only a wrestlers daughter,but you shoulda seen her box"cf

Rick Stanziale · Post by **Rick Stanziale** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:59 pm

"The Daggers know who they are, and if you have to ask if you're a Dagger, you're definitely not a Dagger.", gOAd.

Hans Koraeus · Post by **Hans Koraeus** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:34 pm

John Gilmour wrote:What happened when someone went up to Steve Olson, Dave Hackett, Duane Peters, Charlie Ransom and informed them that according to some skaters they were no longer Pros? What did he call them...."Bagels"?

Eddy Martinez · Post by **Eddy Martinez** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:45 pm

Quote of the Day Bill Clinton " I feel your pain, I feel your pain " Eddy Texas Outlaw

John Gilmour · Post by **John Gilmour** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:17 pm

actually the sound was the sound of breaking a turkey drumstick when you bend it the wrong way----in both legs. I think I can never carve upa bird again.

David Baker · Post by **David Baker** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 6:22 am

Cool, I think I have the setup right on this board finally. CRACK....Hmm that didnt sound good.

Marcos Soulsby-Monroy · Post by **Marcos Soulsby-Monroy** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 8:00 pm

The history of slalom can be written in blood.

John Gilmour · Post by **John Gilmour** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 4:19 am

I was asked after my accident teleboarding how I was able to miss one section of trees yet still plowed into yet another section of trees, instead How come I couldn't aim myself through the gap to safety.

"Missed it , by THAT much"

-Maxwell Smart Agent 86 for CONTROL

(no relation to Troy or Elizabeth Smart)

(mangled 3 limbs in doing so- multiple surgeries now scheduled.)

Ricky Byrd · Post by **Ricky Byrd** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 5:15 pm

See, live, the Texas grudge match at LSJ 2004

Marcos Martinez?

Marcos Soulsby-Monroy · Post by **Marcos Soulsby-Monroy** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:04 am

Eddy Martinez wrote:Hey DUDE it could be worse they were going to name me Marcos, but they changed their mind at the last minute. Eduardo Tejas Outlaw.

At Least Marcos knows how to spell Texas!!! Better watch it Eduardo the is a really bad antigram that can be made from your name. "Are Dudo" MARCOS the other Texass out law. (the faster one:>)

Eddy Martinez · Post by **Eddy Martinez** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:29 am

Hey DUDE it could be worse they were going to name me Marcos, but they changed their mind at the last minute. Eduardo Tejas Outlaw.

Tom Thompson · Post by **Tom Thompson** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 11:03 pm

Jonathan, I'll shoot you an email this evening.....and to stay on the subject....

Quote of the day:
hahaha, Eddy Martinez' real name is "Eduardo", hahaha....

Jonathan Harms · Post by **Jonathan Harms** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 10:45 pm

Tom, was the one you broke titanium or steel? I've got steel. Should I be concerned?

Eddy Martinez · Post by **Eddy Martinez** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 2:51 am

Tom my good Amigo I wouldnt miss LSJ 2004. The Texas Outlaws will be there. Cant wait to see you and that Bastard 66. Eddy Texas Outlaw.

Tom Thompson · Post by **Tom Thompson** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 10:50 pm

Thought for a moment I wouldn't be seeing my bro Eddy at Luna '04! Glad your ok dude!

Just broke my rear Radikal kingpin bout a month ago. What a bitch.....

Eddy Martinez · Post by **Eddy Martinez** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 12:37 pm

I had replaced the kingpin on a Tracker RT-S in order to place thicker bushings on it, basically I attempted a longer kingpin. The slam, munch, eat , splat looked worse than what it really was. Eddy Texas Outlaw.

Glenn S · Post by **Glenn S** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 5:21 am

Eddy Martinez wrote:As the King Pin snapped on my front truck. I flew forward hit the asphalt and bounced off my left shoulder. One of the kickflippers who had gathered there to watch me run cones. Exclaimned. " OOOHHH MMMYYYY GOD DUDE ARE YOU OKAY. " At that point I started to laugh. Sore but not down. Eddy Texas Outlaw.

And what brand front truck might that be that you'd break a kingpin while slaloming?

Hope your shoulder is ok Eddy. Time for shoulder pads, talk to Fluitt and Dong.

Eddy Martinez · Post by **Eddy Martinez** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 4:06 am

As the King Pin snapped on my front truck. I flew forward hit the asphalt and bounced off my left shoulder. One of the kickflippers who had gathered there to watch me run cones. Exclaimned. " OOOHHH MMMYYYY GOD DUDE ARE YOU OKAY. " At that point I started to laugh. Sore but not down. Eddy Texas Outlaw.

Carl Kincaid · Post by **Carl Kincaid** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 10:31 pm

"In the field of opportunity, it's plowin' time again."

-Neil Young

Adam Trahan · Post by **Adam Trahan** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:41 am

Slalom racing lives and dies with volunteers...

Quote of the Day

Adam Trahan · Post by **Adam Trahan** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 3:45 am

All I can say is there's something seriously wrong in the slalom world.

...no doubt.

Quote of the Day.

Slappy Maxwell · Post by **Slappy Maxwell** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 5:37 am

adam trahan wrote:
George Gould wrote:You think the other site is so friendly? I don't think so. Because I am friends with Arab, I am not too welcome and have not been invited to skate in Phoenix in a long time.
Quote of the day.

How's he know it isn't his deodorant?

Adam Trahan · Post by **Adam Trahan** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 5:31 am

George Gould wrote:You think the other site is so friendly? I don't think so. Because I am friends with Arab, I am not too welcome and have not been invited to skate in Phoenix in a long time.

Quote of the day.

Vlad Popov · Post by **Vlad Popov** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 2:45 am

Nothing's here

Get on with your life

Move on

Adam Trahan · Post by **Adam Trahan** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 7:05 am

Rich Stephens wrote:There's always the possibility that some people have better things to do than sit around typing messages on the computer! I wish I was one of those people.

BTW, I don't see how participation here promotes the sport: we're simply preaching to the choir here.

Quote of the day.

Glenn S · Post by **Glenn S** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:20 pm

I'd like to apologize. The post here that I have since deleted was not appropriate and was out of line. It was posted in frustration over something that happened at a WLAC slalom event. I have since talked by phone to the person I offended and apologized personally to them.

Adam Trahan · Post by **Adam Trahan** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 1:33 pm

Economasher: "Slalom is like a fine bottle of wine only the wealthy should have it... Slalom is like a fat Cuban cigar only the macho should puff it... Slalom is like a perfect wave only the soulful should ride it... Slalom is like riding you mountain bike thru the forest only the adventurous should do it ... Slalom is like snow skiing thru tight gates of powder at speed... Slalom is like riding your dirt bike across the desert dodging cactus... Slalom is like surfing Waikiki around tourist on a crowded swell. Slalom is like RUINED by you no respect crybabies who just don't get it... Slalom is suppose to be fun!! FUN! FUN !! FUN !!! I don't race slalom anymore but I live it, I coach it, I like it, I promote it... I say bury it and bring it back when the disease is gone >>>>>>>> I'll wait and do it again.. Underground racing is the future only real people need attend!

Tight gates of powder? Did I miss something?

I, along with the help of Jani Soderhall, John Gilmour, Henry Hester, Jack Smith, Terence Kirby, Howard Gordon and many other slalom enthusiasts put together this web site to promote skateboard slalom so it wouldn't die or go underground to be reborn again. We put it together with an intelligent approach and nothing less.

I think the above quote says alot and at the same time, it says nothing.

You decide for yourself what slalom skateboarding is to you.

If your name is one on the list above and you want me to remove it, private e-mail me or message and I will remove it no problem, silently.

Vlad Popov · Post by **Vlad Popov** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 11:09 pm

Daily Double.

“We didn’t start the fire”
Billy Joel

“But the castle's crumbled
and you're left with just a name.
Where's your crown, King Nothing?”
Metallica

Leonardo Ojeda · Post by **Leonardo Ojeda** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 4:02 am

Keith Hollien:

I was 43 at the start of the season(now 44) and I am not as athletic as I once was.

if i had a dime for every guy older and faster than me that said that, i would be kicking Bill Gate a$s.

leo

Eddy Martinez · Post by **Eddy Martinez** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 2:30 am

Quote of the Day " DUDES RATTLESNAKE " interesting how a nine foot rattler will make a bunch of skaters take off pumping in different directions. Including yours truly. Eddy Texas Outlaw.

Vlad Popov · Post by **Vlad Popov** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:05 am

Here’re my 6 quotes for the day to help fight the fire.

Respect is earned, not bought.

What seems like a good short-term deal might end up being a disaster in the long run.

What comes around goes around. Hatred is not an exception.

If you don’t know what you’re getting yourself into, you’re probably wasting not only your own time.

It is up to the industry to decide what and where to advertise. It is up to the customers to decide what and where to buy.

People who say “Bomb for peace!” on one site and then ask “Why can’t we all just get along?” on another site know exactly what they are doing.

Glenn S Club member since November 2003.

Jack Smith · Post by **Jack Smith** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 6:21 pm

Deleted by Jack Smith on December 14th, 2003.

Vlad Popov · Post by **Vlad Popov** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 5:31 pm

"I still think its sad that a few manufacturers and promoters in the US slalom community are used by one person for his own psychotic tirades. If they want respect they should publicly tell him to stop propping himself up using their work to attack the very people they supposedly support.

It's easy to stand back and criticize the 'fans' of the flame. If you really want to stop the 'fire' go right to the source."

Slappy.

Hans Koraeus · Post by **Hans Koraeus** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 8:53 pm

A funny quote story from Morro Bay:

It was Sunday afternoon in Morro Bay and the suspense from the tight slalom was starting to get high. Slowly photographers and cameramen took their place 10-15 meters after the finish line. David Hackett was in place in his chair with his swollen foot and video camera. A sight we had all got used to by now, after 3 days of competition. Behind and on the sides of him others had joined in with cameras to get those final runs. Steve Olson also had joined the group to cheer up his friend David a little. Those guys are really funny together and half of the joy of the finals was just standing there with my camera listening to some of their smack talk. But more of this later on in another story from Morro.

It was the pro semi finals going on and Mollica and Gilmour had just run over the finish line in their second run. It was very close and no one knew the outcome. I had my camera rolling and got in front of Mollica and Gilmour when they slowly walked back up the side of the course. They both waited for the final announcement while talking nervously with each other. The final judgement took time and each second felt like a minute. I was still walking backwards in front of them with the camera in my hand. Finally it came. The winner was Kenny Mollica. He had beaten John Gilmour only with a few hundreds of a second.

- Hey man, what about this quote you promised us?
- Sure, hold out. I'm just there.
- That's what you always say...
- Ok, just let me continue.

Now suddenly I was halfway up the course and the next race was about to start. The junior final. Quickly I turned off the camera to run down to take my place among the others again. I could hear the preparation for the start of the next heat. Once down there I had just the time to think, "Yes, I made it!", before I heard Steve Olson say:
- "Corky! You passed the finish line!"
They where using these infrared things for measuring times. I responded in chock...
- "I did? Oh, shit!"
...well aware of the complete embarrassment if I had done this while the junior final was under way. Luckily, when my eyes looked up towards the start ramps, the boys where still standing on them. Huh! Steve continued:
- "Corky, you can't pass the finish line EVEN though you are a camera man."
Relieved that my stupid mistake hadn't caused any big harm...
- "No, you're right ...pause... Did anyone get my time?

No response. They probably didn't know if I was joking or not. Do I need to tell I was quiet as a mouse after that?

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Tod a loser??

When asked why I couldn't avoid those trees.

Tom's kingpin

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