"the dark side of the cone"

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 7:40 pm

banned over there, post pulled over here. goodbye and f#@k you all!

From: Jani Soderhall
To: Jeff Goad
Posted: 28 Dec 2004 17:32
Subject: Strong opinions
Jeff,

I've had some reactions on your recent posts and would like to ask you to be more careful with the content and language of your posts.

I hope you understand.

...but apart from that thank's for being part of the regulars!

/Jani

Adam Trahan · Post by **Adam Trahan** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:09 am

Goad: Bow to no man, don't let the KOOK f#@k with you, get over it.

Nec aspera terrent.

[a thought]

I've always wanted to have a contest.

A race, each of us gets to pick out a sport, each of us races each other in their chosen sport.

I would choose, hmm, speed gliding...

Darwin would win.

Cheers you pink pussy cat.

Richy Carrasco · Post by **Richy Carrasco** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:56 am

Hey cool, I didnt know you guys were Dodger Fans!!!!!!!!!

Eddy Martinez · Post by **Eddy Martinez** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:29 am

"The Daggers know who they are. And if you ask if you are a Dagger. You are definately not a DAGGER." Jeff Goad. Saint Louis Daggers.

Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:47 pm

Is Goad the new Arab nowadays?

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:22 am

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Peter Klang · Post by **Peter Klang** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:57 pm

Jeff man, are you coming to Stockholm or are you going to be all adamich on me?
To all others, Merry Christmas and a happy great new skateboard year.

Jeff, Merry x-mas on u 2.

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 4:01 pm

Post rejected -- member ban in effect.

Sam Gordon · Post by **Sam Gordon** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 7:37 pm

You forget a lot of things in Winter time. The above picture somehow reminded me that I need to get in touch with Wild Bill and pick up a new pair of wristguards:

And maybe some padded pants.

Dan Mitchell · Post by **Dan Mitchell** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:46 pm

Is that KMG??

Slappy Maxwell · Post by **Slappy Maxwell** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:42 am

Yeah Goad. Only a prick would post something that stoopid.

Jack Smith · Post by **Jack Smith** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 2:48 am

I know you're a better person than this.

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:18 pm

I guess you never grow out of stupid.

i pissed some people off with this one

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:24 am

Post rating privileges pulled

Paul Keleher · Post by **Paul Keleher** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 10:10 am

Jeff,

Looking at the clip at the bottom of your post, surely a more acurate statement would be

Xmas with the GoNads!!

have a good one

Paul K

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:51 am

gOAd!

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:17 pm

Jonathan Harms wrote: . . . Now if only I could understand spoken French! The only words I recognized were slalom, skater, competition and ordinaire!

Slalom: what we do
Skater: who we are
Competition: where we go
Ordinaire: Why was Vlad discussed in this interview?

Sam Gordon · Post by **Sam Gordon** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:10 pm

I can see only three words in that picture - 'DAMN/ FINE and BLOKE.'
Which means that there must be 997 equally complimentary on the back. Presumably right next to a large pile of misplaced daggers.

Sometimes you can have too much of a good thing. Let's see no more please, Mr Campbell.

Donald Campbell · Post by **Donald Campbell** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:56 pm

a picture says more than a thousand words

Sam Gordon · Post by **Sam Gordon** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:03 pm

Yup. Thanks for sending those guys back in one piece. There is one, however, that New York held on to:

"Looks like the weather's perfect for skating again, my dears."

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:45 pm

Sam Gordon wrote:I trust that we shall 'cross swords' again sometime soon!

Sam

That reminds me, I forgot to credit you guys for Oscar Wilde, Evelyn Waugh, and Wham.

Joe

Sam Gordon · Post by **Sam Gordon** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:30 pm

That'll be the same chap, Joe. It's a shame that you won't be at Morro this year; I was rather hoping for a bit of competition in the 'genteel' category of slalom racing.

As for my garden, I have now allowed it to be taken over by nasturtiums and molluscs. Up until the end of July, the latter beasts are bagged up in polythene, taken out front and anchored to the base of a bucket of water.

Tends to bring the blighters out of their shells a little.

The survivors have free rein for the second half of the year, after the flowering season.

By the way Slough sends this message of victory:

Thanks for the tips, I hope all's well over your side of the Atlantic and I trust that we shall 'cross swords' again sometime soon!

As best wishes as this forum allows,

Sam

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:57 pm

Sam,

I want to thank you for keeping this forum fresh. You Brits are OK by me. Warm beer, Lulu, Football riots, Benny Hill, and now loads of poopoo jokes. Woo hoo!

Are you the same guy that was talking to me so enthusiastically about his garden at the Paris race. Bit of a Jekyl and Hyde, huh? Wait, those two guys are British too, right?

I can't be in Morro this year. I'll miss racing with you and discussing the merits of Slough based sitcoms. Good luck and remember your sunscreen.

Yer pal,
Joe

Sam Gordon · Post by **Sam Gordon** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:39 pm

...remember what Steiff do to naughty German bears:

Sam Gordon · Post by **Sam Gordon** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:37 pm

I dunno. Bit of fake tan and Lance Armstrong'd be jealous of those legs.

Besides, it looks like the fine upstanding lad is just passing a sporting 'doughnut au chocolat.' Nothing wrong with a bit of weight saving. As Tommy Steele in polite society once enquired, "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and an dog do on three legs?"

Hmmm....

Donald Campbell · Post by **Donald Campbell** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:28 pm

here's some evidence of a british poo-bear,captured from behind,notice the brownish/yellow stain on the baggy.
which dark secret lures behind the cloth?
is this fellow pissing at the tourists,or what else is his left hand trying to do?
since i am half-british too,i won't reveal the young lad's name,but let me say this:"may he rot in shame"

John Gilmour · Post by **John Gilmour** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:36 pm

The Dark Side of the Scone.

One day a scone was upset because he wanted to become a
Bagel so he entered a contest deemed a bagel contest,
unfortunately he put in a doughnut level performance.

Later he decided he was bagel because in his area he
was one of the best even though one
other doughnut, M. Toomuch, was better than him. Later another donut
took over his "snack scene" and
became a Bagel.

Since the scone always wanted to be a bagel but couldn't
become a bagel he doesn't want to be thought of as a
non bagel so his newest idea is to abolish the bagel
class and make us all doughnuts.

Yet still he will not race with the doughnuts. Because he is a scone.

Scone

Main Entry: scone
Pronunciation: 'skOn, 'skän
Function: noun
Etymology: A doughnut who scorns those who
run cones faster than him. SCone + cONE = SCONE

Start racing again.
-it's not how you finish- it's that you play the game.

Jonathan Harms · Post by **Jonathan Harms** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:45 pm

Aki von Glasow, add .5 seconds to your time--and go sit in the corner as well.

Rich Stephens · Post by **Rich Stephens** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:35 am

Yes! How about a .1 penalty for everytime an arm swings above one's chest and .5 if it goes above the head? This ain't speed ice-skating - we have a style rep to live up to, ha!

Although John Gilmour has pointed out to me (in email advice - thanks John!) that arm action would indeed make a skinny guy like me faster, I still can't help but think that there are more important things in life than being faster!

I think I just remembered why I like surfing more than skateboarding...

Andy Bittner · Post by **Andy Bittner** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:33 am

...and what is the flapping of the arms other than an extraneous misexpenditure of energy. As you can see from the avatar on my post I'm not a proponent of the flustered bird look anyway.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:27 am

Bruce Brewington has style. It's a style reminiscent of a little old lady crossing the street pushing a shopping cart. The difference being the old lady GETS HER ARMS UP!

Andy Bittner · Post by **Andy Bittner** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 3:19 am

Dude! Who said anything about a decree? I speak for myself and myself alone, and when it comes to style, Bruce Brewington's got it all over you, Wesley. Just because you ride parallel doesn't automatically mean you have style. When Bruce rides, it looks like he's stealthily sneaking up on someone; a smooth, cat-like slink. When you ride, it looks like you're trying to look, and are convinced that you are, stylish. Furthermore, what does style matter when it comes to winning races. You and I need to have a parallel-stance race. I'm still pretty sure I'd smoke you. That's a good thing too, because when it comes to style... I have none.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:19 am

Andy Bittner wrote: Let's say Bruce Brewington, the style-meister,

Decreed by WHOM?

Matthew Wilson · Post by **Matthew Wilson** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:01 pm

Wesley Tucker wrote:
terry kirby wrote: I need a med stiff unlimited. My Med is a little too soft for me. TK
You know, Hombre', drop about 15 pounds and that board will stiffen up in no time! Lay off the pork chops and fried clams and you might find you have the perfect flex.

(How's that for mixing up the dark side and true slalom insight?)

DAMN, Wes just smacked you down, TK!

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 3:13 am

terry kirby wrote: I need a med stiff unlimited. My Med is a little too soft for me. TK

You know, Hombre', drop about 15 pounds and that board will stiffen up in no time! Lay off the pork chops and fried clams and you might find you have the perfect flex.

(How's that for mixing up the dark side and true slalom insight?)

Eddy Martinez · Post by **Eddy Martinez** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:31 am

NO JOE, IT IS THE MULLET MAN, THE MULLET IS IN. LONG LIVE THE 80'S MAN. YOUR AMIGO EDDY THE TEXAS MULLET.

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:42 pm

What happened to the Jeffy Aki True Friends 4 Ever picture?

It was infinitely more disturbing then the animal porn.

Mary Hessler and I are getting matching Salvador Dali paintings on the other cheek in Athens.

Everybody is doing it. C'mon!

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:55 pm

D.F.L.

Christian Simsuangco · Post by **Christian Simsuangco** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 7:49 am

just engaged. who wears the pants in the relationship?

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:51 am

So, are they like married now?

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:53 am

Glenn S · Post by **Glenn S** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:41 am

John Gilmour · Post by **John Gilmour** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:22 am

That air jordan comment cracked me up.

Best slalom caption of all time.

I sold some Air Jordans used on Ebay (Some guy in Japan bought them for $175) the same week I met Ed Economy my coach. Those old shoes got me to WLAC.

Martin Drayton · Post by **Martin Drayton** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:22 am

Sam Gordon you should have your own page!!! Looking forward to many giggles at Antibes!
And Dave Gale, I miss the patter of you little bare feet! Have the Klan boys been asking after me? I will bring my "Wheres the White Women at?" T-shirt with me next time...You know something smart to wear at those 'Necktie Parties' that they have!

L8tr

Glenn S · Post by **Glenn S** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:17 am

Sam Gordon · Post by **Sam Gordon** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:51 pm

Donald's trump even blew Airflow rider Lee Diamond clear off course:

Lee used the situation to his best ability by making a little shadow art. Here we see his pastiche of the Air Jordan jumper logo on the tarmac, the balls of whom are about to be nipped by a mini shadow bulldog.

Sam Gordon · Post by **Sam Gordon** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:43 pm

This man came fourth in the German 'natural emissions' Championships which led to a very good, chilled performance in the Euros at Koln:

Here Mr Campell demonstrates the 'Dusseldorf genuflect' that happened to reposition a couple of cones without tangible contact.

Matthew Wilson · Post by **Matthew Wilson** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 2:39 pm

I did?

I simply stated taht I have naked pictures of you, Joe. Well, not all naked. And your shirt covers half your butt anyway. So, what are you worried about.

In all fairness, I guess you're right. I did kind of start it. So, Joe as an apology, that picture will be...hidden, never to be seen by anyone. You need not keep yourself up at night worrying that some teenage girl in Bulgaria, or some big Bubba in a maximum security penetentary are getting off on your bare butt posted somewhere on the internet.

Consider the picture destroyed, unless....you want me to send you a copy of it. You sort of have this look on your face like you were about to fart.

Have a great day.

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:24 pm

Matt,

You started it.

Joe

Dave Gale · Post by **Dave Gale** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:38 am

Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis? Er... I mean Wesley

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Come on Jeff

Can I have a copy for the folks back home?

shooting for melons

...and before you answer...

Love a bit of pissenshit, ja!

those filthy brits were at it again in antibes

The dark side of the Scone.

Raising your arms above your head=bad style? No way!

Style!

little girls like you

saturday in stl

Sudden gust Koln 2004

Is there a farting theme?

did not