JISSA

Sam Gordon · Post by **Sam Gordon** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:08 am

How do all you guys post in March when it's still late February? Damn frick'n analogue watch.

Stephen Lavin · Post by **Stephen Lavin** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:10 pm

Joe Iacovelli wrote:who wins the frickin B group at Dixie Cup, baby!

Everybody knows I let you win...

LAVIN

Christopher Bara · Post by **Christopher Bara** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:10 pm

...which is....literally....a testimony to the validty of "no pre-bracketing" for big races.....

come to think of it....

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:21 pm

who wins the frickin B group at Dixie Cup, baby!

Christopher Bara · Post by **Christopher Bara** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:20 pm

It was a secret society wasnt it?.....i wont tell......

But i'm going to skate again in 09.....Dont know if Dave skates anymore.....or where Sidlo is....and then theres our club president, Joe, of course.........

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:53 pm

How many "knuckleheads" actually still slalom?

There's Claude and then there's . . . . . ?

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:51 pm

Joe Iacovelli wrote:Just because we have decoder pins doesn't mean we are not serious.

I liked it better when it was just XM.

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:15 pm

Dave and Marty,

Just because we have decoder pins doesn't mean we are not serious.

Joe

Marty Schaub · Post by **Marty Schaub** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:14 pm

I think the best salute ever was the one from "The Three Amigos." Whaddaya tink Joe?!?!?!

Dave Gale · Post by **Dave Gale** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:00 pm

Christopher Bara wrote:KNUCKLEHEADS forever
forever KNUCKLEHEADS

This is almost a re-birth of Knucklehead Racing I'm in..but my forehead is just now healing from the years of Knucklehead saluting..
Is there to be an official J.I.S.S.A salute? Cause I'm a bit curious as to what part of the anatomy shall be used.

Cat Young · Post by **Cat Young** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:14 am

I vote all guys from Detroit must skate sans shirt at every contest only if their last name is Bara & Fadell.

Marty Schaub · Post by **Marty Schaub** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:34 am

Joe,

I believe that Bara is assessed the first mandatory "Buy the next round" penalty. He mentioned actual politics. The only politics I actually enjoy are debates of things like "What would be sexier, a thong or lacy boy shorts on that hot mom over there?"

May Joe live long and prosper.

Robert Gaisek · Post by **Robert Gaisek** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:02 pm

This is.....GOOD! We´ll see about the fun-stuff.

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:53 pm

well, we didn't say that ya fat bastard

we'll be at the races, but we'll be the guys having the most fun

Robert Gaisek · Post by **Robert Gaisek** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:25 pm

Soooo.......I guess I won´t see any of you near an ISSA-sanctioned comp this year?
To bad. I was looking forward to meet you guys somewhere.

Christopher Bara · Post by **Christopher Bara** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:38 pm

oh, i'm in....for all the right reasons.....
I'm an anarchist.....i had an Obama sign in my front yard too

the system is broke.....blow it up and build it right

No points
No race status
No schwag to vets
No pro/am, .....bracket at the race

I'm down for the "Jack Timing"....any sport that requires a LAPTOP and a spreadsheet to score is just lame.

all former knuckleheads get to vote on what the party kegs will be

Do it all.....but do it....dont just talk about it.....

.............its all outlaw in 09....

Robert Sydia · Post by **Robert Sydia** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:04 pm

Bara:

You know you want to join!!!

Christopher Bara · Post by **Christopher Bara** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:57 pm

KNUCKLEHEADS forever
forever KNUCKLEHEADS

Ron Barbagallo · Post by **Ron Barbagallo** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:36 pm

we can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:46 pm

#18 The Safety Dance is the official dance of the JISSA because you act real rude and totally revolting, you can act like an imbecile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:11 pm

Robert Sydia wrote:.

The cosmic dance universe stuff I just don't get

Try saying it in French.

Robert Sydia · Post by **Robert Sydia** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:09 pm

Wes:

This has nothing to do about "YOU" - sorry to say!!

But is you would like to join JISSA - I think Joe might consider it, but it is up to him.

The cosmic dance universe stuff I just don't get

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:06 pm

It's important every topic on the Internet be about ME.

This is the constant keeping time to the Universe's cosmic dance.

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:59 pm

Barrett - high fiving is banned unless you do it with irony.

Zach - Nicely played

Lenny - What do you think we are, Sweedish? Dude if you want to sling on a plum smuggler and watch "Mama Mia", have at it.

Lenny Poage · Post by **Lenny Poage** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:51 pm

What about official JISSA Speedos?

(If a Pavel falls in the woods, would it still be related to Wes?)

Zach McCaw · Post by **Zach McCaw** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:50 pm

Your mother was a fullbag and your father smelt of elderberries!

Chris Barrett · Post by **Chris Barrett** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:49 pm

The farce is strong with this thread.

I would like to bring a question forward:

What is the JISSA's stance on being a "jerk", a "pussy", or stating that you wish to be met "Up top"?

Are these activities condoned by your group and if so how do you aim to meet the needs of those members requiring such compensation?

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:04 pm

Rob,

I will grant a varience for bowling shirts and members only jackets.

Robert Sydia · Post by **Robert Sydia** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:55 pm

Joe - you dumbass!!!

Just a club shirt, not a race shirt!!

I thought there were a few Pavels in the Tucker family!!

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:54 pm

Lenny Poage wrote:
Wesley Tucker wrote:What if Pavel's your mother?
What if Pavel's YOUR mother?!?!?!?!?

I know you are but what am I?

INFINITY!

Sebastien Leger · Post by **Sebastien Leger** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:50 pm

long live king Joe I!! This is great!

Joe Iacovelli wrote: a. The French Canandian's - I just love em

Quebekastan and Canada love's you too!

Lenny Poage · Post by **Lenny Poage** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:45 pm

Wesley Tucker wrote:What if Pavel's your mother?

What if Pavel's YOUR mother?!?!?!?!?

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:42 pm

Wesley Tucker has hoisted me on my own petard once again.

It's important to point out that WT has never no showed at one of my races.

Tyler Hager · Post by **Tyler Hager** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:57 pm

Wesley Tucker wrote:What if Pavel's your mother?

No. It's not, It's just not. Stop.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:45 pm

What if Pavel's your mother?

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:39 pm

Rob,

You just asked for a t-shirt. You are now banned (at least until you pay your gin fine).

66 and Civ,

Jabs will only be tolerated if cartoonish, repetative, and irrelevant. Like the constant "Your trucks/mom suck" kinda thing.

Robert Sydia · Post by **Robert Sydia** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:35 pm

Civ - wrong attitude for JISSA - you are now banned!!!

When do we get our logo and t-shirts??

Do we get cool membership cards as well - maybe the card can get us discounts at strip joints across the country!!!

Boys - we have spent way too much time in discussion - let's just get it done!!

JISSA - the new world order in slalom

R

Mike Cividino · Post by **Mike Cividino** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:25 pm

Rick Stanziale wrote:66's International Slolam Skateboard Association

8. Pavel STILL sucks!

and 66 is still irrelevant.

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:08 pm

Floyd, Robo, 6,

TOUCHE.

Joe

Rick Stanziale · Post by **Rick Stanziale** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:35 pm

66's International Slolam Skateboard Association

1. Kicktails are mandatory

2. No "chest protectors"

3. If people keep knocking down cones they are obviously too close together - SPREAD THEM OUT!

4. Wesley Tucker is required to drive a hybrid.

5. Joe I is not allowed to pee into any form of wind.

6. Vlad has to come back.

7. Clifton requires sausage, if not sausage, bacon.

8. Pavel STILL sucks!

Robert Gaisek · Post by **Robert Gaisek** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:23 am

Joe Iacovelli wrote:
Gary Saenz wrote:Joe, do I actually have to skate if I come to your race?
#17 You can't be in the JISSA unless someone, somewhere, has seen you skateboard at least once.

I think JISSA has too many rules...........I will now start RISSA.

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:16 am

Joe Iacovelli wrote:IJISSA? Now you're being silly

Yes on the logo submission, but we don't want anyone's permission for the picture. That's how we roll.

#16 Rick "Pink" Floyd is assessed a time penalty everytime he tells me about what a jock he was in high school.

I think I can get you some de-inellectual property, no problem.

No,no,no - you got it all wrong. I'm a jock NOW...I was a burnout skateboarder in high school.

By "time penalty" - you mean I have to spend even LONGER listening to you tell me what a great show Binghamton '78 wuz?!?!

-RF

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:59 am

Gary Saenz wrote:Joe, do I actually have to skate if I come to your race?

#17 You can't be in the JISSA unless someone, somewhere, has seen you skateboard at least once.

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:53 am

IJISSA? Now you're being silly

Yes on the logo submission, but we don't want anyone's permission for the picture. That's how we roll.

#16 Rick "Pink" Floyd is assessed a time penalty everytime he tells me about what a jock he was in high school.

Tyler Hager · Post by **Tyler Hager** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:49 am

Rick Floyd wrote:
Tyler Hager wrote:When you say "don't spray paint anything that isn't yours" does that include other people and children?
You beat me to it Ty...figures, as one who has been painted before.

Dude, that shit took two days to scrub off me.

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:00 am

This is now one of the funnier (except for the Antrim dis) internet forum threads I have seen recently - and I have needed to laugh REALLY badly of late...thanks Joe!

Gone international? So now it's the IJISSA - right? Are you taking LOGO submissions??!!

If I move to Quebec can I get that .1 to 1 sec. off my time deal?

-RF

Gary Saenz · Post by **Gary Saenz** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:56 am

Joe, do I actually have to skate if I come to your race?

Scott Snow · Post by **Scott Snow** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:56 pm

I love lamp

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:50 pm

#15 There will be decoder rings.

Ron Barbagallo · Post by **Ron Barbagallo** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:19 pm

will there be decoder rings?

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