NJ OUTLAW SKATE JAM 09: Recession Session

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:39 pm

Robert J Herten wrote:There will also be cages near the bottom where we will lock up Ice Cream making Hippies and Pirate Hating sea captians.

Bad idea...they don't get along well.

Duck shit? I hope there are no "bird strikes".

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:38 pm

Joe Iacovelli wrote:Yes! and we are +1 more from CT, Tess Herman in the hizzouse

Alright! The Colorado wild woman!!

Are you guys staying Saturday night down there? I'm planning to drive down Sat. AM, but not sure I want to head all the way back to VT that night.

Robert J Herten · Post by **Robert J Herten** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:14 pm

There will also be cages near the bottom where we will lock up Ice Cream making Hippies and Pirate Hating sea captians.

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:24 pm

Yes! and we are +1 more from CT, Tess Herman in the hizzouse

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:05 pm

Hey you morons - are we still on for this? I just might deem it acceptable to drive down and skate with y'all if you don't make any jokes about hippies who make ice cream or pirate-hating sea captains.

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:56 pm

Robert J Herten wrote:shut up rick.

For anyone who needs a translation, that's New Jersey-speak for "Hey, how's it going".

Robert J Herten · Post by **Robert J Herten** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:03 pm

shut up rick.

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:52 pm

Robert J Herten wrote:For all you homophobes, I'll give you the address to Ragtime Bar in Paterson, where you'll easily be able to persude one of the fine working girls there to come and be your partner for a very low price. However, the whole warning I posted above about getting STD's or AIDS should now be taken quite literally. The good thing though, is you won't have to worry about them knocking their teeth out, since most of them are missing quite a few.

Sweet! Team 1-I (one eye) lives! give the six-fingered wave everyone!

Robert J Herten · Post by **Robert J Herten** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:46 pm

For all you homophobes, I'll give you the address to Ragtime Bar in Paterson, where you'll easily be able to persude one of the fine working girls there to come and be your partner for a very low price. However, the whole warning I posted above about getting STD's or AIDS should now be taken quite literally. The good thing though, is you won't have to worry about them knocking their teeth out, since most of them are missing quite a few.

We even have a 'singles' full contact assboarding race. I call dibs on Fatboy's Turtle though.

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:48 pm

Ron Barbagallo wrote:no kilt for this race - I fear tetanus or skurvy

AP - Somewhere in Jersey

"He was injured in a terrible skateboard accident when his kilt and dingle balls became tangled in the wheels of his skateboard. He careened out of control and was thrown head first into a large pie."

Ron Barbagallo · Post by **Ron Barbagallo** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:19 pm

no kilt for this race - I fear tetanus or skurvy

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:52 am

I RIDE a Fullbag, but I don't want to SEE one or WEAR one. I'm kind of a monohull guy - but I have heard that trimarans are fun with the right people.

Brian Morgan · Post by **Brian Morgan** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:48 am

zactly.

Now I've been working on a kevlar kilt for fatty - by the way, what's your tartan? - but if we're going to Catamaran, there's going to be a bag sack.

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:32 pm

Brian Morgan wrote:Catamaran?
Several of the lil' girl daughter chilrun have hip scars from having been taught that black art.
As for me?

The practice always sparked latent homophobia while locking legs with another guy and staring at his crotch but hey, if New Joisey won't come to me, I might have to go to Joisey and take one for the team.

But back to my politically incorrect Neanderthal issues - who remembers Raquel in the cave girl outfit? - could we arrange for any of the fenonmale non-related and of age persuasion to ride co-ed ala Paris Hilton?

I hadn't considered it...but...do I HAVE TO Catamaran with any dude who might be inclined to wear a KILT!?!?

Brian Morgan · Post by **Brian Morgan** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:04 pm

Catamaran?
Several of the lil' girl daughter chilrun have hip scars from having been taught that black art.
As for me?

The practice always sparked latent homophobia while locking legs with another guy and staring at his crotch but hey, if New Joisey won't come to me, I might have to go to Joisey and take one for the team.

But back to my politically incorrect Neanderthal issues - who remembers Raquel in the cave girl outfit? - could we arrange for any of the fenonmale non-related and of age persuasion to ride co-ed ala Paris Hilton?

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:03 pm

Raab is the Minister of CUlture of the JISSA.

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:07 am

Robert J Herten wrote:
Rick Floyd wrote:NJ - then QC two weeks later...I'll need to learn how to say douchebag in French, and explain to the border patrol why there is pie in my crotch.

I'll be there...is this near the HMS Halfpipe?

Are trimarans allowed in the catamaran race?

-RF
Don't know about the HMS Half, there's a big half pipe 10 minutes away in Midland Park, but its owned by some church group that never opens it. Bring bolt cutters and we can skate it.

Rules for catamaran will be decided by how many beers I've had and how fucked up we get on the first couple of tries.

Church halfpipe - now isn't that SPECIAL!

I used to break into the rectory when my dad was an Episcopal minister to steal the wine - so bolt cutters are no sin for me!

I like that - the rules will be decided by level of drunkenness...perfect. Have you thought of applying for a position on the BOD of JISSA??

-RF

Robert J Herten · Post by **Robert J Herten** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:53 am

Rick Floyd wrote:NJ - then QC two weeks later...I'll need to learn how to say douchebag in French, and explain to the border patrol why there is pie in my crotch.

I'll be there...is this near the HMS Halfpipe?

Are trimarans allowed in the catamaran race?

-RF

Don't know about the HMS Half, there's a big half pipe 10 minutes away in Midland Park, but its owned by some church group that never opens it. Bring bolt cutters and we can skate it.

Rules for catamaran will be decided by how many beers I've had and how fucked up we get on the first couple of tries.

Rick Floyd · Post by **Rick Floyd** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:51 pm

NJ - then QC two weeks later...I'll need to learn how to say douchebag in French, and explain to the border patrol why there is pie in my crotch.

I'll be there...is this near the HMS Halfpipe?

Are trimarans allowed in the catamaran race?

-RF

Robert J Herten · Post by **Robert J Herten** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:40 pm

Joe Iacovelli wrote:I've always wanted to do a catamaran slalom course

And I've always wanted to beat people with pool noodles and foam bats Mad Max style while skating. DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!!

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:18 pm

I've always wanted to do a catamaran slalom course

Ron Barbagallo · Post by **Ron Barbagallo** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:00 pm

I like where this is headed!

Jonathan Harms · Post by **Jonathan Harms** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:29 pm

Is What's That Smell Productions a subsidiary of Pull My Finger Enterprises?

I think you should add a "biggest wound" prize as well after those full-contact catamaran shenanigans. Heck, you could have two: Oozing and Non-Oozing.

I <3 Jersey.

Robert J Herten · Post by **Robert J Herten** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:16 pm

HEY KIDS! What's That Smell Productions is proud to present:

NJ OUTLAW SKATE JAM 09: Recession Session.

SATURDAY MAY 9TH AT 1pm!

SLALOM! lONGBOARDING! PUNK ROCK! MAYHEM! DEBAUCHERY! PUNCH AND PIE! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! CRAPPY DOLLAR STORE PRIZES!

120 West Century Road
Paramus, NJ 07652

Come down and skate a long hill empty of cars and full of cones and jerks on skateboards. Never tried Slalom Skateboarding before and your feeling a little bi-curious? Here's your chance. Courses will be set and instruction along with random encouraging insults will be given. Bring the longboards too, this hill is long and great for carving. Will also be having a biggest quiver brought contest, so everyone can swap boards and try different setups.

PIES AND CRAPPY DOLLAR STORE PRIZES WILL BE GIVEN FOR THE FOLLOWING:

Biggest Quiver Brought
Longest Longboard (board must be skated down the hill)
Fastest Learning Beginner
Slowest learning beginner

Will also be having a FULL CONTACT CATERMARAN RACE!! Don't know what full contact catermaran racing is? COME AND FIND OUT!

SATURDAY, MAY 9TH 1pm!

120 West Century Road
Paramus, NJ 07652

Please note: This is an outlaw skateboarding event. Backup locations are within 5 minutes in case we run into trouble, but we haven't had any problems in this location yet. Anyhow, What's That Smell Productions is not responsible if you get hurt, injured, arrested, drunk, splinters, contract an STD, Scurvey, Botchalism, AIDS, Some sort of rare skin disease, A presonality disorder, An addiction to full contact catarmaran racing, a pool noodle in the eye, etc. In fact, What's That Smell Productions is a complete phony and bullshit name, so good luck trying to point blame at anyone.

Come out and prove that D.I.Y. Skateboarding still exsists!!

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